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Related 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give... JAMES C. DOBSON We rode out the storm in a shelter and when we came out our home and place where we worked was compl... ROBERT WEST ARTHUR MILLER I'm glad I didn't have to do it. It looked like a lot of paperwork and stuff like that. RICHARD OLIPHANT SARA SHEPARD They look at his senior year, but he lost so much talent. From his junior year he lost a bunch of gu... JASON CARTER MICHAEL GRANT He's very good [at the youth development] side and it looked like he was going to do that. He talked... BOB LENARDUZZI We really got along and had a lot of chemistry. I really like his personality. He's a small guy with... DWAINE LENTES CRAIG GROESCHEL (Currie) came out aggressive and really looked for his offense. He's been hurt the last two weeks so... CHAD LATCH He looked so comfortable and (Victor) looked like he had a lot of horse. RICHARD MANDELLA He looked strong. He had a lot of velocity, a lot of speed to his pitches. BENGIE MOLINA As far back as history records people thinking, thinking people
have been befuddled by the mysteries... LEWIS N. ROE I heard one of the people say 'he's got a gun' and then I looked… sure enough I saw the kid had a ... KENNY RUSSELL DEYTH BANGER Wow. All I can say is wow. He was really close (to not playing). He went and got X-rays today, had i... MIKE BROWN It looked like he was galloping, and I thought he was going way too slow. But he went :49 1/5, and I... DAN HENDRICKS They are out of their minds. The driver was outside in our parking lot and it looked like he just di... LISA GUARENTE As the man got on the train I looked at his face. He looked from left to right, but he basically loo... MARK WHITBY Using assistive technology with your child prevents your child from missing out on content solely be... SANDRA K. COOK No one has really seen me in years.” Blake looked at the sky. “Sometimes I wonder how they know ... DEBRA ANASTASIA SARAH J. MAAS It was a solid team effort. We dominated from whistle to whistle and we looked at a lot of players. JACK STRONG It was really neat. You got to interact with a whole lot of different groups of Indians. JOSH SMITH SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS DEYTH BANGER I just saw Steve last winter when his son was pitching against my son. Everything was looking up for... MIKE SCIOSCIA ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH TONY LA RUSSA To stand on theASK AND IT IS GIVEN DEBASISH MRIDHA We knew it was bad and not the way you want to start a game ever. But we kind of looked at each othe... AJ HAWK It was just an ugly day. It looked like a franchise-low everything. We can't be the type of team we ... MAURICE WILLIAMS Crandall was going through lobbyists like crazy. A lot of it was dealing with Crandall and his perso... CHARLES BARCLAY Andy Warhol was a pioneer of looking at society as this machine. Warhol looked, in a good and bad wa... FRANCESCO BONAMI He's got quick hands. He attacks the ball aggressively. And you have to like his speed. He's just a ... WILLIE RANDOLPH GEORGE R.R. MARTIN SARAH DESSEN We went out and looked at shelters all across the southern part of the state, and then we got on the... EUGENE DIAL SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS GEORGE R.R. MARTIN GEORGE R.R. MARTIN SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS He had a lot of space, but I thought I had it. I got a piece of it. But now we have to build off the... ROBERT GHERSON NED VIZZINI DARREN ARONOFSKY If you can't do it today, You can not do it in your whole life! Do it NOW! KAMAL KHANZADA 38. “A wet bird never flies at night.” (My grandfather said that to me when I was a child and wa... JAMES C. DOBSON RICHELLE MEAD I thought Wright looked really good. It looked like he got his fastball back. We didn't see that ear... JOHN GIBBONS That was the highest of the high and the lowest of the low. We went through a bunch of adversity and... CHAD PENNINGTON 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married. JAMES C. DOBSON Why? His body type, his arm action was real fluid and he had a good, strong arm -- and he wasn't muc... GARY HUGHES CHRISTINA ENGELA BOBBY JONES He didn't see a lot of shots, but he played neat and tidy and was strong in the third period. DAVE ALLISON A lot of his stuff was a lot slower, so there was a period of time where we were all worried. I was ... AARON STERN I think the toughest part for me was when Herschelle said that he obviously looked up to his Captain... HANSIE CRONJE It means a lot to do it at home. I really wanted to do it here for the fans. I never had a doubt tha... VLADIMIR GUERRERO DARK JAR TIN ZOO GARTH NIX He'll be here for another week and then return home. It's a shame that he's retired, because it look... ERIC COATRIEUX RICHELLE MEAD That one ('Shaft') really split the audience. A lot of people didn't like that a white English band ... DAVID GEDGE It looked like he was just trying to get his rhythm in the first inning. CARL CRAWFORD Even though it looked like an easy game, he went deep into the count on a lot of hitters. But he thr... GEORGE ALEXANDER It's got a lot of sparkle to it, a lot of fire to it. Eric was very sparkly and very fiery. I think ... BETTY BENNETT DEYTH BANGER There's a lot to be enthused about. We saw him [Sunday] and [yesterday] started working with him, an... BUBBA TYER LOUIS TOMLINSON When I came into the picture, Ben and his dad had had a lot of together time and did a lot of grown-... BRENDA ROETHLISBERGER DAVID SEDARIS Just like any other tragedy, you get by it. You realize a lot of people lost a lot of loved ones, bu... DAVE AGAIN It seemed like he was getting a lot of [expletive] for that, just being out there. It didn't seem li... CARL TRUMAN I didn't know if it was out, ... I was looking at the ball, and then watching him. He looked like he... BEN BROUSSARD You know, he would go and look at different funny books because he wanted his character to be differ... BUBBA SMITH How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS There was a lot of the 'Hamilton' experience that was like a locomotive. It was a hurricane,... LESLIE ODOM, JR. J.K. ROWLING He looked like the old Ben. A lot of guys go out there with less stuff than he had today. CHAD MOELLER One of my teammates said he was lifting his hand up, signaling (another referee) to wait. And I thou... AYSHA JAMANI VERNON WELLS TERRY PRATCHETT SARAH ADDISON ALLEN CHRIS HADFIELD NADIA COMANECI To change yourself you have to move from where you are and take a step, then you have to be willing ... BRENT M. JONES CRAIG GROESCHEL We had to be down early to get the best stuff for the pros we looked after and then get the rags tha... COLIN COOPER SCOTT KELLY VICTORIA KAHLER I e-mailed a picture of it to a friend of mine, Keith Belford, who works for Boone and Crockett, and... JEFF HUGHES Yeah, I heard it all, I made it, I know exactly what it's going to sound like. Can I explain it? Nah... CHINO MORENO If you want something that's going to provide you with a lot of challenges and a variety of diff... MICHAEL P. ANDERSON Why did you marry Dad, Mom?" MARGARET MCMULLAN LISA KLEYPAS
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DANIEL HANDLER I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we'r... DANIEL HANDLER Blank paper has always inspired me. DANIEL HANDLER I'm dumping the whole box back into your life Ed, every item of you and me. I'm dumping this box on ... DANIEL HANDLER I thought the Barbie doll would always be successful. RUTH HANDLER Through their play Barbara imagined their lives as adults. They used the dolls to reflect the adult ... RUTH HANDLER They were using the dolls to project their dreams of their own futures as adult women. RUTH HANDLER When you start writing a picture book, you have to write a manuscript that has enough language to pr... DANIEL HANDLER It's full of depressing details about the children's lives, ... and, I'm sorry to say, it's the long... DANIEL HANDLER My first novel took almost six years to sell and was rejected 37 times in the interim, and then fina... DANIEL HANDLER Either you have the feeling or you don't. Hawk Davies DANIEL HANDLER The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it tur... DANIEL HANDLER Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you're the one keeping them, I'll be th... DANIEL HANDLER For most people, the two primary relationships they have are with their families or romantic ones. A... DANIEL HANDLER I can't think of a story that doesn't have something terrible in it. Otherwise, it's dul... DANIEL HANDLER I don't know whether it's digital effects or if they trained a baby to bite through steel. I'm not s... DANIEL HANDLER There are so many movies like this, where you thought you were smarter than the screen but the direc... DANIEL HANDLER They really like going to buy fresh roast coffee at cheap prices. DAN HANDLER I'm not a believer in predetermined fates, being rewarded for one's efforts. I'm not a believer in k... DANIEL HANDLER Different beans have different characteristics. Each has their own character and you blend them to g... DAN HANDLER Book thirteen marks the return of a reptile previously gone missing. DANIEL HANDLER I was interested in finding ways to do dark comedy that were actually dark and comic. DANIEL HANDLER People can expect poisonous mushrooms, ... And then only if they open the book. DANIEL HANDLER The way Sunny speaks in the books seems a perfect fit for the cause in question. She often uses word... DANIEL HANDLER A nice thing about children's books, though I'm probably alone in this opinion among people who writ... DANIEL HANDLER And she has a fairly consistent political agenda. She's a baby, so individual liberty is a developin... DANIEL HANDLER Watch Your Mouth. DANIEL HANDLER A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is... DANIEL HANDLER For every girl I thought I was uncomplicated sex, it wasn't. Put it this way: if you can't see the c... DANIEL HANDLER Fred Weinberger lent Mark the money directly and not to his company. ROBERT HANDLER Love was in the air, so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner. DANIEL HANDLER They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this... DANIEL HANDLER I think books that are meant to be read in the nighttime ought to confront the very fears that we... DANIEL HANDLER This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. DANIEL HANDLER Kristen is looking at me like I'm a plume of smoke in the kitchen, right before you yell fire! DANIEL HANDLER The idea was women on boats. Lifeline Cruises pitched itself to women seeking adventure, whether a d... DANIEL HANDLER I was looking for something more personal and more stable and more fun. DAN HANDLER And then like a song we'd forgotten was even on the mix, you stepped into the house and my whole lif... DANIEL HANDLER And then the third night was after we broke up, which was worth a million matches but instead just t... DANIEL HANDLER ...there's not enough ink and paper to say all I wanted. DANIEL HANDLER who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out. DANIEL HANDLER Twenty-six,” you said. “One for each day we’ve been together, Min.”Somebody oohed. Somebody ... DANIEL HANDLER Undeveloped, the whole thing,tossed into a box before we really had a chance to know what we had, an... DANIEL HANDLER I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire. DANIEL HANDLER They looked at each other like a pair of parentheses. DANIEL HANDLER Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to s... DANIEL HANDLER The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it tur... DANIEL HANDLER You either have the feeling or you don’t. DANIEL HANDLER And this note was a jittery time bomb, ticking beneath my normal life, in my pocket all day firecely... DANIEL HANDLER How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like get... DANIEL HANDLER It was a secret time and place, you next to me, untraceable and out of this world. DANIEL HANDLER And the truth is that I'm not , Ed, is what I wanted to tell you. I'm not arty like everyone s... DANIEL HANDLER I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did. DANIEL HANDLER I'm telling you why we broke up, Ed. I'm writing this letter, the whole truth of why it happened. An... DANIEL HANDLER I’m not a romantic, I’m a half-wit. Only stupid people would think I’m smart. I’m not someth... DANIEL HANDLER Ed, it was everything, those nights on the phone, everything we said until late became later and the... DANIEL HANDLER I started making plans, thinking we would get that far. DANIEL HANDLER I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy. DANIEL HANDLER Stop saying no offense,” I said, “when you say offensive things. It’s not a free pass. DANIEL HANDLER Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemeter... DANIEL HANDLER Shit, I guess I already loved you then. Doomed like a wineglass knowing it’ll get dropped someday,... DANIEL HANDLER I know you can't see it, not you, Ed, but maybe if I tell you the whole plot you'll understand it th... DANIEL HANDLER How many happy people do you think there are in the world? Twelve? DANIEL HANDLER I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort. DANIEL HANDLER I write every day weekdays for about 5 hours, mostly longhand on legal pads. It has gotten neither h... DANIEL HANDLER Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine. DANIEL HANDLER I can cook anything. 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It is a lie. 
Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it 
What happened?” Albert asked.
You release the pain of the past and press on. It's a new day, and God is doing a new thing. He want... 
How to get it, I annoy you???
You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. 
You know that we've got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married."
Something did happen, and I really don't feel proud of it. 
There are so many things we do in life that define the real meaning of our lives. There are so many ... 
It wasn't good enough. It looked like he was kind of hurrying to get outs. He missed his location a ... 
If you think like a leader, act like a leader, inspire like a leader then you are a leader. 
History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... 
So while it seemed like you were seeing everything, you really weren't. Just bits and pieces that lo... 
The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison 
Hodor," said Hodor. 
you have to be the prude or the slut, and if you pick one, other people hate you for it, and you can... 
I'd like to do a lot of different stuff. I think it's important as a creative person to keep... 
I was astonished to see Adrian watching me, a look of contentment on his face. His eyes seemed to st... 
For starters, that’s a rather simple principle of Time Travel right there – and according to the... 
He was feeling it tonight and that builds your confidence up. That has a lot to do with it. This was... 
I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked lik... 
A breath?" she asked. She didn't want to kiss just any wooden man. He looked nice enough, but he mig... 
If you want to do something, go for it -you've got nothing to lose. 
I just looked at the pattern of my life, decided I didn't like it, and changed. 
Mom?” he whispered. “Dad?”
Yeah, it looked like it was a good pitch. He hit his spot and obviously you think the catcher is goi... 
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs ... 
Embarrassment felt a lot like eating chili peppers. It burned in the back of your throat and there w... 
One place that I looked at a lot from space and which looks alluring is New Zealand, especially the ... 
I didn't know I wanted to be a gymnast; I was just introduced to the gym. I loved the place beca... 
Leaving the space station was bittersweet - I had been there for a long time and looked forward to l... 
He looked, well, sturdier than he used to. His shoulders were square and, naturally, broader than be... 
He looked disheveled and disreputable, like an outlaw on the run. A smile came to his lips, while he... 
I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter. 
The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it'... 
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are ridiculous-looking - especially her. They're so strange and cha... 
When my father announced his campaign for president on Oct. 3, 1991, I had already cast my vote in f... 
While watching the revelry in the Barn, I'd had an epiphany. Parties weren't just about who was who ... 
Unfortunately, it seems to me that when it comes to issues affecting the trans community, most peopl... 
Suffrage is not a right afforded to everyone. Rather, voting is a privilege in the United States - a... 
Wear an unusual accessory to complete your outfit. 
I've always been incredibly proud of both of my parents and proud of the work I had done private... 
I hope telling stories though 'Making a Difference' - as in my academic work and nonprofit w... 
I've been a huge fan of Marc Jacobs for many, many years, even going back to when I was wearing ... 