Chelsea Handler
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JENNY POTTER Eleven years old is not an early age to set your sight on the Olympics for a gymnast, because we nor... DOMINIQUE DAWES I love all sports! I'm always impressed by athletes. I also love watching the Olympic Games. In ... OLGA FONDA DONNA MILLS C. JOYBELL C. STEVEN TYLER DONALD MILLER I didn't like school. I was pretty much daydreaming all the time. I would be in the back of the ... CHARLIE MCDERMOTT I spend a lot of time at my son's school and I really wanted to do a movie that the kids could s... VIRGINIA MADSEN It was amazing to get out here and play with her. I would have never thought that I would get to sha... BRIANNA SCHOOLEY BOB BEAMON JEREMY IRONS LUIGI PIRANDELLO We were really good friends in high school, and I don't think it has changed very much. I am always ... ANDREW BRACKMAN I never spent much time with people my own age. DAVID KARP OLIVIA WILDE GWEN STEFANI I would do musicals in high school where there was dancing, and I would sing my verse, and then they... BETTY GILPIN I walked out of the show business in 1968 because I thought that would be good for the family. It to... PETE BEST I had people at Perrysburg High School in my life in Perrysburg who believed in me and told me I cou... SAM JAEGER LUIGI PIRANDELLO When I first started the Project, I could not have expected so much to be accomplished in such a sho... CHUCK WILLIAMS YOKO ONO I really liked figuring things out on my own. Early on in the development of a new version of Window... CHARLES PETZOLD DONALD MILLER MARY LAMBERT I went to school in New York and grew up in and out of New York. I love it, and I miss it, and every... SARAH HAY I work during the days and have night classes on Wednesday and Thursday and live with my partner, wh... AMELIA ATWATER-RHODES Other than when all of my tests seem to fall on the same day, it really isn't that bad. If I didn't ... AMBER MCFEELY CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY I've never really had a solid, legitimate post game where I felt comfortable with my back to the bas... EMEKA OKAFOR i didnt understand why my past realationship were so bad now i know so when we meet we had something... WOW To make it in this society I've had to put my true colors to the side for if i was to come out of hi... JEFFREY LEE GIBSON JR. To be very honest, I never thought I would graduate from high school. I got very lucky to get into a... LANGHORNE SLIM I looked up to my father when I was 7 and 8. I believed it was my calling to be in the big leagues. ... BARRY ZITO You said that we would stay forever, the only problem was that you later walked away from me and did... SANDIBEL DIAZ PADMA LAKSHMI CHARLOTTE BRONTE EMILY BRONTE EMILY BRONTë ISAAC WATTS GEORGE CARLIN IDINA MENZEL I could never be with a woman during training. Because my knees would get very weak. My opinion is b... FLOYD PATTERSON All three of my parents - I also had a stepmother - were teachers, and my dad taught high school, an... DICK CAVETT My ability gets overlooked because he's a four-time state champ and I'm a three. I know I worked har... DARRION CALDWELL At my age, if there is an extended period of time that we're locked out, I don't think I'd be able t... BRETT HULL CONNOR FRANTA SHAY MITCHELL At my age, I realize that my most precious possession is time, and I've got too much unfinished work... BENNY CARTER Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. MASON COOLEY RASHIDA JONES BRITTANY SNOW The most horrifying thing I ever did was work as a steward on an airplane. I wanted to get hired by ... JOHN GRANT For me, the Earth had always been a kind of a safe haven, you know, where I could go to work or be i... MICHAEL J. MASSIMINO DAISY RIDLEY In high school, I did a little track and field and ran on my own. In college, I would run every now ... NATALIE MORALES I'm very sore and I've got burns on the back of my neck and down my ears. I'm starting to blister an... LISA NORRIS MICHAEL CERA JACK CANFIELD During inspiration, you lose some quotes and they are gone for life. :) You didnt let it LIVE :(.. DAR ADLEY AISHWARYA RAI BACHCHAN DAVID LACHAPELLE ISAAC ASIMOV ZOE KRAVITZ Everything everybody says about him -- the hype -- it's true. I haven't seen anyone coming in out of... CARLOS PEREZ JOSEPH HELLER It was my brain. My swing was out of sync and my putter was a detriment. It would be scary if I had ... ARRON OBERHOLSER I figured I could always go back to school if I don't like it, but it turned out to be the best deci... EMERSON SPARTZ As a child, the best way to survive was to be still, to submit—to do nothing that might incur furt... CAROLYN SPRING POOJA HEGDE I always thought that I would spend the first half of my life making money so I can spend the second... BLAKE MYCOSKIE I hardly ever missed school, and I always got my work in on time. I was a good student and always go... TAMSIN EGERTON ALLYSON FELIX ELVIS PRESLEY ANITA SARKEESIAN I had a hard time at Chelsea mainly because I was injured much of the time. Every time I recovered f... ANDRIY SHEVCHENKO I am excited to run in the community where my wife and I work, where my daughters graduated and my s... TED DEUTCH I do spend really focused time with my wife, my kids, grandkids, and so when I'm doing something... MIKE DUKE SHAY MITCHELL There was one point in high school actually when I was on the chess team, marching band, model Unite... RAINN WILSON If I could do it all over again, I would. Not all of high school, just my senior year. BEN ADRIAN BRAM COHEN CHRISTINA AGUILERA I had an acting coach while I was doing the show and every week I could see my work improving. I rea... DANNII MINOGUE I had been living in Ohio in my own house with my own life when my marriage abruptly came to an end.... ISABEL GILLIES At the time of our conversations, Chelsea Manning was 22 years of age - my own age when I made the c... ADRIáN LAMO If I put too much into my school, if I have a lot of papers to write, then the time with my children... BENICIA B. HERNANDEZ LORETTA YOUNG
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DANIEL HANDLER I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we'r... DANIEL HANDLER Blank paper has always inspired me. DANIEL HANDLER I'm dumping the whole box back into your life Ed, every item of you and me. I'm dumping this box on ... DANIEL HANDLER I thought the Barbie doll would always be successful. RUTH HANDLER Through their play Barbara imagined their lives as adults. They used the dolls to reflect the adult ... RUTH HANDLER They were using the dolls to project their dreams of their own futures as adult women. RUTH HANDLER When you start writing a picture book, you have to write a manuscript that has enough language to pr... DANIEL HANDLER It's full of depressing details about the children's lives, ... and, I'm sorry to say, it's the long... DANIEL HANDLER My first novel took almost six years to sell and was rejected 37 times in the interim, and then fina... DANIEL HANDLER Either you have the feeling or you don't. Hawk Davies DANIEL HANDLER The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it tur... DANIEL HANDLER Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you're the one keeping them, I'll be th... DANIEL HANDLER For most people, the two primary relationships they have are with their families or romantic ones. A... DANIEL HANDLER I can't think of a story that doesn't have something terrible in it. Otherwise, it's dul... DANIEL HANDLER I don't know whether it's digital effects or if they trained a baby to bite through steel. I'm not s... DANIEL HANDLER There are so many movies like this, where you thought you were smarter than the screen but the direc... DANIEL HANDLER They really like going to buy fresh roast coffee at cheap prices. DAN HANDLER I'm not a believer in predetermined fates, being rewarded for one's efforts. I'm not a believer in k... DANIEL HANDLER Different beans have different characteristics. Each has their own character and you blend them to g... DAN HANDLER Book thirteen marks the return of a reptile previously gone missing. DANIEL HANDLER I was interested in finding ways to do dark comedy that were actually dark and comic. DANIEL HANDLER People can expect poisonous mushrooms, ... And then only if they open the book. DANIEL HANDLER The way Sunny speaks in the books seems a perfect fit for the cause in question. She often uses word... DANIEL HANDLER A nice thing about children's books, though I'm probably alone in this opinion among people who writ... DANIEL HANDLER And she has a fairly consistent political agenda. She's a baby, so individual liberty is a developin... DANIEL HANDLER Watch Your Mouth. DANIEL HANDLER A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is... DANIEL HANDLER For every girl I thought I was uncomplicated sex, it wasn't. Put it this way: if you can't see the c... DANIEL HANDLER Fred Weinberger lent Mark the money directly and not to his company. ROBERT HANDLER Love was in the air, so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner. DANIEL HANDLER They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this... DANIEL HANDLER I think books that are meant to be read in the nighttime ought to confront the very fears that we... DANIEL HANDLER This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. DANIEL HANDLER Kristen is looking at me like I'm a plume of smoke in the kitchen, right before you yell fire! DANIEL HANDLER The idea was women on boats. Lifeline Cruises pitched itself to women seeking adventure, whether a d... DANIEL HANDLER I was looking for something more personal and more stable and more fun. DAN HANDLER And then like a song we'd forgotten was even on the mix, you stepped into the house and my whole lif... DANIEL HANDLER And then the third night was after we broke up, which was worth a million matches but instead just t... DANIEL HANDLER ...there's not enough ink and paper to say all I wanted. DANIEL HANDLER who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out. DANIEL HANDLER Twenty-six,” you said. “One for each day we’ve been together, Min.”Somebody oohed. Somebody ... DANIEL HANDLER Undeveloped, the whole thing,tossed into a box before we really had a chance to know what we had, an... DANIEL HANDLER I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire. DANIEL HANDLER They looked at each other like a pair of parentheses. DANIEL HANDLER Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to s... DANIEL HANDLER The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it tur... DANIEL HANDLER You either have the feeling or you don’t. DANIEL HANDLER And this note was a jittery time bomb, ticking beneath my normal life, in my pocket all day firecely... DANIEL HANDLER How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like get... DANIEL HANDLER It was a secret time and place, you next to me, untraceable and out of this world. DANIEL HANDLER And the truth is that I'm not , Ed, is what I wanted to tell you. I'm not arty like everyone s... DANIEL HANDLER I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did. DANIEL HANDLER I'm telling you why we broke up, Ed. I'm writing this letter, the whole truth of why it happened. An... DANIEL HANDLER I’m not a romantic, I’m a half-wit. Only stupid people would think I’m smart. I’m not someth... DANIEL HANDLER Ed, it was everything, those nights on the phone, everything we said until late became later and the... DANIEL HANDLER I started making plans, thinking we would get that far. DANIEL HANDLER I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy. DANIEL HANDLER Stop saying no offense,” I said, “when you say offensive things. It’s not a free pass. DANIEL HANDLER Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemeter... DANIEL HANDLER Shit, I guess I already loved you then. Doomed like a wineglass knowing it’ll get dropped someday,... DANIEL HANDLER I know you can't see it, not you, Ed, but maybe if I tell you the whole plot you'll understand it th... DANIEL HANDLER How many happy people do you think there are in the world? Twelve? DANIEL HANDLER I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort. DANIEL HANDLER I write every day weekdays for about 5 hours, mostly longhand on legal pads. It has gotten neither h... DANIEL HANDLER Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine. DANIEL HANDLER I can cook anything. DANIEL HANDLER I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat... DANIEL HANDLER I like writing for movies. It's nice to be alone working on fiction in your room, and then it... DANIEL HANDLER I kind of always think my work is unfilmable, and when I meet people who are interested in filming i... DANIEL HANDLER I was not a particularly brave child, I think, because I had a narrative mind, because my mind autom... DANIEL HANDLER I listen to Morricone, the famed Italian film composer, while I'm working. DANIEL HANDLER You see failed vocabulary in the adult world so often, and it's often because once you reach a c... DANIEL HANDLER I'm always interested to see what films are made of books. I kind of don't participate as a ... DANIEL HANDLER If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the ... DANIEL HANDLER 'The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous in... DANIEL HANDLER The file clanked against me, my stupid idea nobody would have gotten had I ever done it. You even wo... DANIEL HANDLER So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers... CHELSEA PERETTI CHELSEA CLINTON There's something about the Pacific Northwest, the scale of it, and the fact that not so long ag... CHELSEA CAIN CHELSEA SEDOTI CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA LEYLAND CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA LEYLAND CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON
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