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DANIEL HANDLER I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we'r... DANIEL HANDLER Blank paper has always inspired me. DANIEL HANDLER I'm dumping the whole box back into your life Ed, every item of you and me. I'm dumping this box on ... DANIEL HANDLER I thought the Barbie doll would always be successful. RUTH HANDLER Through their play Barbara imagined their lives as adults. They used the dolls to reflect the adult ... RUTH HANDLER They were using the dolls to project their dreams of their own futures as adult women. RUTH HANDLER When you start writing a picture book, you have to write a manuscript that has enough language to pr... DANIEL HANDLER It's full of depressing details about the children's lives, ... and, I'm sorry to say, it's the long... DANIEL HANDLER My first novel took almost six years to sell and was rejected 37 times in the interim, and then fina... DANIEL HANDLER Either you have the feeling or you don't. 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DANIEL HANDLER Fred Weinberger lent Mark the money directly and not to his company. ROBERT HANDLER Love was in the air, so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner. DANIEL HANDLER They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this... DANIEL HANDLER I think books that are meant to be read in the nighttime ought to confront the very fears that we... DANIEL HANDLER This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. DANIEL HANDLER Kristen is looking at me like I'm a plume of smoke in the kitchen, right before you yell fire! DANIEL HANDLER The idea was women on boats. Lifeline Cruises pitched itself to women seeking adventure, whether a d... DANIEL HANDLER I was looking for something more personal and more stable and more fun. DAN HANDLER And then like a song we'd forgotten was even on the mix, you stepped into the house and my whole lif... DANIEL HANDLER And then the third night was after we broke up, which was worth a million matches but instead just t... DANIEL HANDLER ...there's not enough ink and paper to say all I wanted. DANIEL HANDLER who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out. DANIEL HANDLER Twenty-six,” you said. “One for each day we’ve been together, Min.”Somebody oohed. Somebody ... DANIEL HANDLER Undeveloped, the whole thing,tossed into a box before we really had a chance to know what we had, an... DANIEL HANDLER I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire. DANIEL HANDLER They looked at each other like a pair of parentheses. DANIEL HANDLER Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to s... DANIEL HANDLER The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it tur... DANIEL HANDLER You either have the feeling or you don’t. 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Low-grade pain can be so rooted in your being that the pain begins to look like you, and you begin t... 
He knew how to handle pain. You had to lie down with pain, not draw back away from it. You let yours... 
Jesus, I wondered, what do you do with pain so bad it has no redeeming value? It cannot even be alch... 
It’s not only about sadness. In truth, sadness really has little to do with it. Depression is pain... 
Pain, you just have to ride it out, hope it goes away on its own, hope the wound that caused it heal... 
You release the pain of the past and press on. It's a new day, and God is doing a new thing. He want... 
Pain is inevitable in life; you can’t avoid it. You can only feel it. Realize its true nature with... 
It is not death or pain that is to be dreaded, but the fear of pain or death. 
Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.
As the pain that can be told is but half a pain, so the pity that questions has little healing in it... 
Most people carry that pain around inside them their whole lives, until they kill the pain by other ... 
I thought I am kissing pain and pain belongs to You as happiness never does. I love You in Your pain... 
It is a lie. 
You do care, you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it all. 
As far as you can avoid it, do not give grief to anyone. Never inflict your rage on another. If you ... 
You can't metabolize the loss. It is in the cells of your face, your chest, behind the eyes, in the ... 
Since the dawn of existence, you mortals have feared dying, feared the unknown and the pain o... 
Many of us spend our whole lives running from feeling with the mistaken belief that you can not bear... 
Everything has its opposite within it.
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it! 
People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about... 
Pain is a pesky part of being human, I've learned it feels like a stab wound to the heart, something... 
Never, for any reason on earth, could you wish for an increase in pain. Of pain you could wish only ... 
if it doesn't come bursting out of you
He tried to decide if he was really ashamed of being afraid, and decided that he was not. Fear was t... 
I don't miss him anymore. Most of the time, anyway. I want to. I wish I could but unfortunately, it'... 
A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest p... 
Your pain is trying to tell you something. It is not an accident, a curse, or an inconvenience. Pain... 
Pain and suffering have come into your life, but remember pain, sorrow, suffering are but the kiss o... 
So don't be frightened, dear friend, if a sadness confronts you larger than any you have ever known,... 
Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and ... 
You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. 
It results from the preceding considerations, that there is in reality nothing desired except happin... 
And this time as the lashes come, try to think about the pain, instead of against it, because there ... 
You say that love is nonsense....I tell you it is no such thing. For weeks and months it is a stea... 
You say that love is nonsense....I tell you it is no such thing. For weeks and months it is a steady... 
Pain is real when you get other people to believe in it. If no one believes in it but you, your pain... 
Take any emotion—love for a woman, or grief for a loved one, or what I’m going through, fear and... 
Learn from your past and be better because of your past,” she would say, “but don’t cry about ... 
Sometimes it felt as if all happiness came at a price. You could never, ever, have perfection. Life ... 
Of pain you could wish only one thing: that it should stop. Nothing in the world was so bad as physi... 
All personal breakthroughs being with a change in beliefs. So how do we change? The most effective w... 
Many of us spend our whole lives running from feeling with the mistaken belief that you cannot bear ... 
Love is the burning point of life, and since all life is sorrowful, so is love. The stronger the lov... 
Sure, we'd faced some things as children that a lot of kids don't. Sure, Justin had qualified for hi... 
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and i... 
Can you cook and sew, make flowers grow, do you understand my pain? Are you willing to risk it all o... 
Then this God does exist according to you?"
If you live your life as a hostage to everybody else's decision, you either have to live a very ... 
What love is depends on where you are in relation to it. Secure in it, it can feel as mundane and ne... 
If you try to protect yourself from pain, it becomes a stone in your heart. But the more you learn t... 
Old texts say many things. You say these things as though they are special-- as if it is unusual for... 
What you feel as pain to yourself,do it not to the other-self. 
Love your neighbor... and in doing so, do it as you love yourself! Take up the loads that will cause... 
"I froze before the keyboard. I couldn't think of a damn thing to say. No poems, no prose, no words.... 
I froze before the keyboard. I couldn't think of a damn thing to say. No poems, no prose, no words. ... 
What I want for my fans and for the world, for anyone who feels pain, is to lean into that pain and ... 
If you were ever a ballerina, you know the pain: just to be able to look like it's all so light,... 
I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter. 
Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself. 
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. 
When my father announced his campaign for president on Oct. 3, 1991, I had already cast my vote in f... 
While watching the revelry in the Barn, I'd had an epiphany. Parties weren't just about who was who ... 
Unfortunately, it seems to me that when it comes to issues affecting the trans community, most peopl... 
Wear an unusual accessory to complete your outfit. 
I've always been incredibly proud of both of my parents and proud of the work I had done private... 
The best thing about being a DJ is making people happy. There is nothing like seeing people get up f... 
Patriotism is often the cry extolled when morally questionable acts are advocated by those in power.... 
I've been a huge fan of Marc Jacobs for many, many years, even going back to when I was wearing ... 
Oxford is wonderful. I'm having a great time. We do go out, but I still try to spend most of my ... 