You can't have friendships that aren't based on realness.

Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun.

When you interview celebrities, they're so guarded so many times, they can't reveal anything.

You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big bummer.

If you talk about Lindsay Lohan for four or five days a week, you really can't bear to talk about her on the weekends.

There's times where you think, 'Gosh, what if nobody ever wants to hear what I have to say?'