Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun.

There's times where you think, 'Gosh, what if nobody ever wants to hear what I have to say?'

Don't think about anything for too long. Even if it's off-the-wall, go for it. You'll have a lot more fun in life.

You can't have friendships that aren't based on realness.

When you interview celebrities, they're so guarded so many times, they can't reveal anything.

You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big bummer.