I'm a late-night host that doesn't want to be tied down by time or television or even hosting.

I don't think I'm a good host. I'm not a good host. I'm terrible at hosting. That's my problem.

I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job.

Some people have a phobia of midgets. They're, like, scared of them. I have the opposite - I see them, and I want to hold them down, cuddle them, be like, 'Come here, you little nugget. Who's your mommy now?' So cute!

Jennifer Aniston is one of the most down-to-earth, low-key people I know.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.