I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.
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I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.
CHELSEA HANDLER The stars may shine brightly, but love can shine even brighter.
SARA STRAIN Even great actors shine brighter in the right atmosphere.
CALEB DESCHANEL Open your eyes wide and see yourself breaking new territories... Believe what you see; arise and shi...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Don't blow off another's candle for it won't make yours shine brighter.
JAACHYNMA N.E. AGU Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter.
UNKNOWN When there's darkness around you, shine your light even brighter.
JEANETTE CORON You can turn off the sun, but im still ganna shine!
JASON MRAZ If you want to shine, sit before a lamp; if you want to shine brighter, sit before a fire; but if yo...
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO If your inner light is on, the darker it gets, the brighter you shine.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Shine with all you have. When someone tries to blow you out, just take their oxygen and burn brighte...
KATELYN S. BOLDS God's promises are like the stars; the darker the night the brighter they shine
DAVID NICHOLAS Let your light shine. Shine within you so that it can shine on someone else. Let your light shine.
OPRAH WINFREY Let your light shine. Shine within you so that it can shine on someone else. Let
your light shine.
OPRAH WINFREY One thing I've learnt recently is that blowing out someone else's candle doesn't make yours shine an...
ZOE SUGG We need less posturing and more genuine charisma. Charisma was originally a religious term, meaning ...
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON A man in a well tailored suit will always shine brighter than a guy in an off-the-rack suit.
MICHAEL KORS Me? Beautiful? I'm plain as cardboard.
That may be how you see yourself, but the rest of...
ELLEN HOPKINS Do not be afraid of what makes you shine brightly.
SARAH J. MAAS An age is called Dark, not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it.
JAMES A. MICHENER God has called us to shine, just as much as Daniel was sent into Babylon to shine. Let no one say th...
DWIGHT L. MOODY Shine. Don't let imperfections stop you from shining.
All stars are created to shine regardless of t...
JOHN B. BEJO Even during the rainy seasons, the sun gets a chance to shine, and when it does, it shines brighter ...
NANA ADJOA SAAM IRENE NYAME YE AGGREY-FYNN He's confident because he's been through all of it before. He knows it is his time to shine.
BILL MAYER Stars shine on us, but talent shines in us.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Someday perhaps the inner light will shine forth from us, and then we'll need no other light.
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE Someday perhaps the inner light will shine forth from us, and then we'll need no other light
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that othe...
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON We wanted to be here because it was a brand new theater and it gave us an opportunity to really shin...
HEIDI ADAMS It's that heart of gold, and stardust shine that makes you beautiful.
R.M. BRODERICK The heavens shine on us, but God shines in us.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO let your love shine unto others and it will help them do the same to you and to other people
STEPHEN HEREMESI Because he was a first-round selection, the spotlight seems to shine a little brighter on him. But M...
JACK ZDURIENCIK We all shine on...like the moon and the stars and the sun...we all shine on...come on and on and on....
JOHN LENNON You have all the shine you ever need. Don't let people say you don't.
DONALD GLOVER We're very bullish, ... Growth stocks will continue to shine.
BOB TURNER They work rain or shine. It is just the greatest help to us.
MARY ABBOTT The PC is successful because we're all benefiting from the competition with each other. If Twitt...
GABE NEWELL Shine forth your light before all beings.
JAACHYNMA N.E. AGU One day the sun will shine brighter than ever,
and the stars will twinkle and shine more than e...
MEHAK BHALLA And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same
NELSON MANDELA So don't you worry your pretty little mind because people throw rocks at things that shine. [Ours]
TAYLOR SWIFT He suffered much, but he understood the mystery of pain: he knew that tears make all things shine.
KAHLIL GIBRAN Lost in the darkness, a light has shine on us.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA A shining star will never lose it's luster, because Christ causes it to shine!
ANITA R. SNEED-CARTER Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond meas...
AUTHOR UNKNOWN The spirit of arrogance most definitely makes you shine. It paints a bright red target on your own f...
CRISS JAMI In the beginning, he was awful. Really bad.
BILL SHINE Ten years ago he was taking the Long Island Railroad home from work after the show and now he can't ...
BILL SHINE Let's be proud that we put our families first, and let's start a movement to go back home with our b...
BILL SHINE Bill's the type of guy you look at and say, 'He knows what he's doing. He's a solid journalist,' ......
BILL SHINE We try to make sure that everything is fair and is balanced. It's our slogan, but it's also what we ...
BILL SHINE It's likely that such lags reflect, at least in part, adaptive changes in the invader to suit it to ...
RICHARD SHINE We find that toads with longer legs can not only move faster and are the first to arrive in new area...
RICHARD SHINE Invasive species are a nice model.
RICHARD SHINE Three of our four goals were related to turnovers; that's a big part of any game. To be honest, we w...
DAN SHINE I always tell him he's a good player, and you can't let one game determine your career. Good players...
DARRIN SHINE It was kind of like last season; we came back with the same mind-set that we would do it. We just ca...
DARRIN SHINE Yeah, we were able to stop [Parham], but it's still our job to recover and take care of everyone els...
DARRIN SHINE We felt like we had to keep Brown from getting the ball and contain Cowan. They have a size advantag...
DARRIN SHINE It was like it was out of air. It was like a street ball, not a gym ball.
DARRIN SHINE Sail on, Silver girl Sail on by Your time has come to shine All your dreams are on their way See how...
PAUL SIMON “Let You Light Shine, Be A Source Of Strength & Courage.
Share Kindness, Give Encouragement, Radia...
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN You are a light,” she replies gently. “And when you shine, you shine bright.
MARIE LU So let us call genocide, genocide. Let us not minimize the deliberate murder of 1.5 million people. ...
ADAM SCHIFF Dragonflies are reminders that we are light and we can reflect light in powerful ways if we choose t...
ROBYN NOLA Because when you're posed, you know someone's watching. You put on your very best smile. You let you...
JAY ASHER Worries don't motivate us, they reduce our energy and opportunity to shine.
BAMIGBOYE OLUROTIMI I have the right to shine my light! That's what all women have. Once you own that, you can almos...
KIMBERLY ELISE To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your own path, and don't worry about the darknes...
SOURCE UNKNOWN To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your own path, and don't worry about the darknes...
TERRY PRATCHETT To be a star you must shine your own light, follow your own path and don’t worry about the darknes...
AUTHOR UNKNOWN To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your own path, and don't worry about the darknes...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Message from Archangel Raphael: "You are so Dear to us. Let your light shine from within ever so bri...
KIMBERLY DAWN Rise and shine
PROVERB His soul's fabric was weaving itself with mine. I loved the frayed ends where it came unraveled, and...
JERI SMITH-READY Shine thy light.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA For all those who are afraid to shine their light, to be seen, who make themselves invisible. You ar...
EILEEN ANGLIN From within or from behind, a light shines through us upon things, and makes us aware that we are no...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Every time you come in yelling that God damn "Rise and Shine!" "Rise and Shine!" I say to mys...
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS Look at my life. I'm floating like mercury around the earth. My footprints shine with stardust. All ...
MAYA ANGELOU Loveliest of women! heaven is in thy soul,
Beauty and virtue shine forever round thee,
Bright...
JOSEPH ADDISON just because they don’t hit you doesn’t mean it isn’t abuse. wouldn’t you think it a crim...
AMANDA LOVELACE He has been real consistent for us all year. He had a great freshman year and he has continued to sh...
CONRAD RAY Because you're unique . You shine like a beacon, attracting the attention of all dark things." It ch...
JONATHAN STROUD The earth is supported by the power of truth; it is the power of truth that makes the sun shine and ...
CHANAKYA Rise and shine, porcupines!
MAUREEN JOHNSON Shine bright, be yourself.
STEPHEN RICHARDS Arise and shine bright.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA We need to write books that publicists and marketers and booksellers and book club leaders and libra...
M. J. ROSE As soon as I reach any town, I talk to the shoe-shine boys or the barbers or the people in the resta...
THURGOOD MARSHALL As the sky is too big for two stars to clash, the world is big enough for all of us to shine.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.
CATFISH HUNTER People with disabilities have abilities too and that is what this course is all about - making sure ...
MARY MCALEESE Rise and shine? I do not think so. Rise, grind, and THEN shine is how you get the morning started!
MARIE MUHAMMAD Stars can't shine without Darkness
MEIR EZRA Let the sun shine in.
ANTI-WAR POSTER Stars cannot shine without darkness.
OLASOT Dream hard. Work harder. Shine.
CARAGH M. O'BRIEN
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DANIEL HANDLER So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers...
CHELSEA PERETTI When my father announced his campaign for president on Oct. 3, 1991, I had already cast my vote in f...
CHELSEA CLINTON There's something about the Pacific Northwest, the scale of it, and the fact that not so long ag...
CHELSEA CAIN While watching the revelry in the Barn, I'd had an epiphany. Parties weren't just about who was who ...
CHELSEA SEDOTI Unfortunately, it seems to me that when it comes to issues affecting the trans community, most peopl...
CHELSEA MANNING Suffrage is not a right afforded to everyone. Rather, voting is a privilege in the United States - a...
CHELSEA MANNING Wear an unusual accessory to complete your outfit.
CHELSEA LEYLAND I've always been incredibly proud of both of my parents and proud of the work I had done private...
CHELSEA CLINTON My grandmother, who passed away at the beginning of November, had a core adage in her life that '...
CHELSEA CLINTON I hope telling stories though 'Making a Difference' - as in my academic work and nonprofit w...
CHELSEA CLINTON The best thing about being a DJ is making people happy. There is nothing like seeing people get up f...
CHELSEA LEYLAND Patriotism is often the cry extolled when morally questionable acts are advocated by those in power....
CHELSEA MANNING I've been a huge fan of Marc Jacobs for many, many years, even going back to when I was wearing ...
CHELSEA MANNING Having a birthday around the holidays was never easy and, with every successive year, it felt more a...
CHELSEA MANNING My mother has often said that the issue of women is the unfinished business of the 21st century. Tha...
CHELSEA CLINTON I believe that engaging in the political process is part of being a good person.
CHELSEA CLINTON Oxford is wonderful. I'm having a great time. We do go out, but I still try to spend most of my ...
CHELSEA CLINTON I certainly believe that all of my friends should have the right, as Marc and I did, to marry their ...
CHELSEA CLINTON There's something else that my mother taught me, public service is about service. And, as her da...
CHELSEA CLINTON I hope to make a positive, productive contribution, as cheesy as that may sound.
CHELSEA CLINTON As a kid, I was pretty obsessed with dinosaurs and the day that my parents took me to Dinosaur Natio...
CHELSEA CLINTON