This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

How many happy people do you think there are in the world? Twelve?

A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.

I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort.

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

They really like going to buy fresh roast coffee at cheap prices.