How many happy people do you think there are in the world? Twelve?

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.

I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort.

One can only tolerate the absolute idiocy of Man for so long before bringing out the bat.

When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.