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ANDONI GARCIA Hey it's Dan Marino! If I were Dan Marino I'd definitely buy this car. Well, not this car. I'm going...
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CHARLES LANGLEY They (the German companies) want to buy moral forgiveness but you don't buy moral forgiveness at bar...
EDWARD FAGAN I listen to Steely Dan. I really like Steely Dan.
TOM WOPAT It isn't as important to buy as cheap as possible as it is to buy at the right time.
JESSE LIVERMORE We'd all like a reputation for generosity, and we'd all like to buy it cheap.
MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN We'd all like a reputation for generosity, and we'd all like to buy it cheap
MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN We'd all like a reputation for generosity, and we'd all like to buy it cheap.
MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
WARREN BUFFETT We would all like a reputation for generosity and we'd all like to buy it cheap.
MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN People are going to buy cheap fertilizer so they can grow enough crops to feed themselves, which wil...
BILL GATES For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some go...
STEVE ALBINI Take-Two is cheap and Atari is really cheap. Investors mistakenly look at the group as either being ...
MICHAEL PACHTER We would all like a reputation for generosity and we'd all like to buy it cheap.
MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN The sound of the blades on the ice in the morning is like smelling fresh coffee.
TARA LIPINSKI The United States has the best, deepest, widest, and most transparent capital markets in the world w...
JAMIE DIMON Look at historical prices. You shouldn't buy if it's at its height.
JOSH THOMAS A lot of people tell me that they need to make it through the night when they buy their coffee. Coff...
JAMIE DUDYCHA We buy things that are extraordinarily cheap.
BILL LIPPMAN The road turns and the town suddenly springs into view, presenting itself like a crown roast of lamb...
MARIA DONOVAN If we get good prices on the businesses we like, I'm willing to buy,
DONALD YACKTMAN Cocaine is like really evil coffee.
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SERENA WILLIAMS You got to wake up and smell the coffee, because it's going to hit, and these gas prices are going t...
DAVID NORMAN Look it, I've done it their way this far and now it's my turn. I'm my own handler. Any questions? As...
DAN QUAYLE We will see to it that Thai people don't drink Nescafe coffee or buy goods at 7-Eleven convenience s...
PARNTHEP PUURPONGPAN Some big private funds want to buy at low prices and are pushing down the market.
ABDELMOUNAIM ADDAS I do not prize the word "cheap." It is not a badge of honor. It is a symbol of despair. Cheap prices...
WILLIAM MCKINLEY Cynicism is cheap -- you can buy it at any Monoprix store -- it's built into all poor-quality goods.
GRAHAM GREENE To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.
HUGH JACKMAN If you want to buy a $3 broom at Kmart, a $700 laptop computer at Best Buy and clothing so cheap at ...
JAMES MCGREGOR Fresher than hot coffee, God gives fresh starts from the inside out. Don't beat yourself up about ho...
NICNICLOUISIANA We're going to see it in our prices. Most of the products we buy are delivered by truck and somewher...
DOTTY HARPOOL We need to invest dramatically in green energy, making solar panels so cheap that everybody wants th...
BJORN LOMBORG People think prices are going to go down and the statistics keep telling us they're not. They need t...
KAREN PETERSON The prices keep going up. You can't try and sell a piece of junk around here. People won't buy that....
CHARLES CLARK I really like working with unique and unknown artists, as they usually bring something fresh to a so...
ZEDD Most of the region's markets are trading off a bit, which is to be expected. The strength you've see...
ANDREW CLARKE A coffee drinker is usually going to find coffee to drink, so they are just shifting over to other b...
DOUG WALLACE I think $20 for people who aren't going to be conscientious is really cheap.
CONNIE GERING Add a store brand's frozen vegetables to each meal because they are cheap, last much longer, and are...
JACKIE SMITH They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.
JOHN GREEN I thought Dan was going to start fighting right then, ... I was like, 'Listen, Dan, calm down, man. ...
CHRISTIAN FAURIA I think they are trying to buy it cheap. Private equity funds see a lot of potential for growth in t...
JACQUES KAVAFIAN I like to cook simple things, like vegetable egg-white omelets; roast chicken; sauteed chicken breas...
SASHA COHEN The demand for Appalachian coal is strong, and it's cheap compared to other fuel prices.
IAN SYNNOTT What will happen now is that everybody knows what the prices are, they have to figure out what they ...
DAVID HACKETT At first I thought we were going to build some cheap-o boat. But they?re pretty cool ? and pretty st...
BRANDON ZARTMAN It's like going to buy potato chips at the store. You've got 50 different kinds to buy, and if your ...
EDWARD HOOK The market is no longer straightforwardly cheap, but everything depends on oil prices.
AL BREACH Ninety percent of our tickets are sold at convenience stores with gas. If you live close to the bord...
ERNIE PASSAILAIGUE It's tough to get a really cheap Mac. It's easy to get a really cheap Windows machine.
BRIAN COOLEY A roast is really an honor. If they picked me to be roasted, I'd be the most flattered I'd b...
LISA LAMPANELLI It's a matter of invitations versus context. Twitter is really good at providing context, like, ...
JACK DORSEY We buy what we think is cheap, ... Our job is to react to other people's overreactions.
ROB FRIEDMAN Investors are concerned that shares have gotten too expensive and there's no reason to buy into the ...
KOJI UCHIDA Companies that do really well either minimize something like prices, or maximize something like luxu...
JOSEPH BEAULIEU At 5:30 the morning shift of commissary workers arrive to stock the coffee urns, bring in fresh food...
FRANCIS X. CLINES They were cheap at the time. They got the leftovers.
JACK ROMER (Gas prices) aren't going to stop people from buying what they want. Some people are keeping their S...
DON FREEMAN (Gas prices) aren't going to stop people from buying what they want, ... Some people are keeping the...
DON FREEMAN I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.
DAVID LYNCH When art critics get together they talk about Form and Structure and Meaning. When artists get toget...
PABLO PICASSO When I think of coffee, I think of fresh mornings, companionship, a book while it rains outside, a c...
MITALI MEELAN There's nothing wrong with an old economy stock as long as you buy it cheap enough, and there's noth...
ROB FRIEDMAN Zoe rubbed her forehead and grimaced. “America is one toll booth after another. In Noshahr I could...
MICHAEL BENZEHABE You can buy cheap different pillows all over the place. You can fringe and bead.
TERRI JORDAN Wal-Mart deserves their high admiration level because they do what they say. They give America a pla...
BRITT BEEMER It's really difficult to buy technology shares without any real signs of a turnaround in prices, whi...
KOJI UCHIDA You'll begin to notice the color fading, the fabric pilling and going see-through, and areas like th...
BROOKE WINSTON Gasoline prices are still eating in the consumers' wallet, and fuel costs are now in the price of pr...
PHIL RIST If I go and buy a coffee, and somebody asks me what I do, I'll say, 'I find asteroids.' ...
CARRIE NUGENT It started before I could get back to my hotel room. People I had met once wanted to manage me and g...
JOE HACHEM It's the classic cheap-seat-seeker dilemma. Do you wait, or do you buy?
HUGO BURGE The market seems to have fresh life, fresh enthusiasm. Psychology is what this market is all about a...
PETER MANCUSO Having two guys that are completely fresh going into that event really helps.
RYAN SPRANG If somebody tweets 'I like Coca-Cola,' does that mean that they're actually going to buy...
NOREENA HERTZ I'm pretty much a cheap date, you know... no alcohol, no meat at dinner, and then, you know, when I ...
ALEXANDRA PAUL Few consumers realize that the cheap prices they pay are directly linked to the exploitation of some...
ANDY WHITE I like that Best Buy has all these balls in the air, but they are not all going to work.
GREG MELICH A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
HUMPHREY BOGART I am going to have coffee with Christian Grey... and I hate coffee.
E.L. JAMES Hats have been my thing pretty much my whole life but finance has not. I would go to the corner stor...
NE-YO The people who use (the vouchers) really like them, and some of them start calling us around now won...
JANET ALLEN Buy a variety so you don't get bored. I store my bread products in the freezer so they stay fresh fo...
JENNIFER EBELHAR My mom can cook really good Cuban food, so we go eat there on the regular. And the Cuban coffee - yo...
DOMINIK GARCIA-LORIDO I did sketches with pencils because they didn't cost much. I didn't have the money to buy paint. Mat...
JODY CRADDOCK I don't shop online, but my wife buys everything at home. We buy sea crabs, fresh crabs, all kin...
JACK MA Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef
TOM ROBBINS Who hasn't noticed the prices? But, honestly, you have to buy gas no matter how much it costs. I hav...
MARIE WALLACE You really have a two-tier market with tech stocks going down and everything else going up. Part of ...
ALFRED KUGEL It is wonderful... Steve and Dan took professional football to a whole different level with the way ...
FRANK GIFFORD It is wonderful, ... Steve and Dan took professional football to a whole different level with the wa...
FRANK GIFFORD They like something, they buy it.
JEFFREY LUBELL Benefits please like flowers while they are fresh.
GEORGE HERBERT Consumers will see higher prices on coffee beverages and even chocolate if the raw supplies get back...
MARK ZANDI Consumers don't like high prices, ... That's what they notice at the pump and out of their pocketboo...
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CHELSEA HANDLER Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous...
CHELSEA HANDLER He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defendin...
CHELSEA HANDLER A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
DAN QUAYLE My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put you...
DAN GABLE I'm getting married because I'm in love with a girl and want to spend my life with her. You ...
DAN MARINO I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
DAN QUAYLE Those market researchers... are playing games with you and me and with this entire country. Their so...
DAN RATHER There is no doubt that the way journalism worked when I was growing up and getting started has chang...
DAN RATHER We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We ar...
DAN QUAYLE We, as a wrestling community, better remember it is more than one individual that makes a winner.
DAN GABLE When we make progress and get better at something, it is inherently motivating. In order for people ...
DAN PINK I get bored. We seem to have been having a little bit more time off this winter than last winter. I&...
DAN WHELDON My childhood dream was to study mechanical engineering. After reading 'The Mysterious Island'...
DAN SHECHTMAN One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be ...
DAN QUAYLE Bitcoin's got its issues. But it is not competing with perfection.
DAN KAMINSKY I can only tell you that eggs, country ham, biscuits, a pot of coffee, a morning paper, a table by t...
DAN JENKINS The key to any good sports story is identifying the defining moment. In football games or a boxing m...
DAN JENKINS Vijay Singh won a playoff in 2004 at Whistling Straits after a final-round 76, which was the highest...
DAN JENKINS Look at kids playing with blocks. I think it's in everyone's DNA to want to be a builder.
DAN PHILLIPS The greatly anticipated 2009 Masters was like going to a Broadway hit and finding out that the star,...
DAN JENKINS I would never recommend losing on a bye, so that one definitely stays with you.
DAN QUINN I think I've interviewed probably 1,500 people in my 24-year business career.
DAN GILBERT I cannot emphasize just how dangerous it is cycling in the city. Especially now. Even though it is a...
DAN HILL