Chelsea Handler
Related There were a couple of thousand people who saw the film at Sundance without the Katie Holmes sex sce... JASON REITMAN LAUREN BACALL Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is ... GRACE METALIOUS JOAN RIVERS DEYTH BANGER CAMERON DIAZ DJing is an art that I have the utmost respect for, and I've been practising it since I was 17 y... MARK RONSON STEVE PREFONTAINE I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Most of the lyrics, if you listen to the poetry of hip-hop, is about taking a devastating situation ... BEN CHAVIS ANDRE MALRAUX CAMERON DIAZ My definition of hip hop is taking elements from many other spheres of music to make hip hop. Whethe... AFRIKA BAMBAATAA Hip hop has been an integral part of my life and my whole career. I started off doing videos with Ic... F. GARY GRAY ALLEN TATE Katie Holmes is really amazing. BAILEE MADISON I'd love to work with Tom Cruise. BILLY UNGER Even when I was a little girl, I remember going to the Museum of Modern Art. I think my parents took... BARBARA KRUGER I'm always dissing Ray and making fun of him, talking about his money. PATRICIA HEATON There are lots of people I'd like to work with. It would be fun to be in a movie with Mary-Kate ... SKYE MCCOLE BARTUSIAK JASON STATHAM Mr. Cruise and Ms. Holmes are still engaged and are moving forward with their wedding plans. ARNOLD ROBINSON JOSEPH CONRAD [When asked why he appears to be less inhibited about showing his affection for Holmes in public tha... BILLY BUSH Several of the actors I've had the good fortune of working with stand out in my mind as 'ultimate'. ... BARRY PEPPER I would like to, in some capacity, observe how Tom Cruise goes about his business when it comes to m... STEPHEN AMELL LAUREN BACALL My hope is to see Tom Cruise jumping on my couch. CRISTINA SARALEGUI I get so fed up with the making of an album taking over my life - it's all I can think about or ... IMOGEN HEAP Coming from the Midwest, I didn't know about stand-up as an art. I just thought stand-up comedia... NATASHA LEGGERO I think that high art reposes on popular art, without one there cannot be another. ERIC ROHMER I went to art school for fine art and then I started doing performance art, and then I started makin... MARY LYNN RAJSKUB I love it, I love being able to help. Just spending time talking to (the patients), or making them l... HEATHER PATTERSON When you're talking about a frail person who is taking care of a spouse it'd be very difficult to lo... KAREN CRIPPS JODIE FOSTER CAMERON DALLAS REGIS PHILBIN CLAUDE MONET He agreed there will be no ground rules and that Tom and Katie may ask him questions on anything the... ANDREW LACK You could not pick a worse time to raise train fares, with gas prices skyrocketing, making public tr... ROBERT ANDREWS Several of the actors I've had the good fortune of working with stand out in my mind as 'ult... BARRY PEPPER If I said that I couldn't live without Tom, it wouldn't be true. Of course I can live without him. I... ANNA MAXTED There are worse things than having behaved foolishly in public.FLEUR ADCOCK When you're talking about deportation and taking a very stringent stand on all immigrants, we have t... LESLIE SANCHEZ MICHAEL DIRDA It's very cool to be able to say that my first real film was 'Footloose' and my second f... JULIANNE HOUGH Coconut oil mixed with olive oil is what I put on my body every day; I put rose hip oil on my face. ... NIKKI REED GEORGE MOORE Taking something from one man and making it worse is plagiarism. GEORGE A. MOORE This is the difficulty about talking about it without sounding big-headed, but you cannot speak of N... DAVID LANGE NICOLE KIDMAN MICHAEL WEATHERLY I really enjoy the fun of putting something out and people liking it or hating it or talking about i... FKA TWIGS BRIAN GRAZER The break was an inch from his hip joint, and Dr. (David) Carlton didn't think there was enough bone... CARRIE KNOX I don't think my mind ever goes without thinking. Today I'm thinking about art and how I can heal so... THEE AMAZING GRACE KIMBERLY DERTING SUZANNE COLLINS We're talking about your out-of-the-box, non-vanilla type of plays. It should be fun. LORI RASCHILLA NICOLE KIDMAN I was taught that you can't be a healthy individual without art, music, or nature in your life. ... MICHAEL HORSE SANJAY KUMAR My first job out of North Texas was at the Dallas Museum of Art. DAREN CAUSEY I actually used to make these little plays. I would stand there, and I would act out where I was dyi... MADISON DAVENPORT Almost every year there is one package that goes out, and this year it is yet to be nailed down. The... BRENT SMITH BRENE BROWN ASHTON KUTCHER HOWARD W. NEWTON ISAAC NEWTON Fine, good , Mary thought. Then how about dragging your skinny ass out of here and making s... J.R. WARD MAURY YESTON FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY Americans have historically thought about health care and retirement as separate issues, but they ar... BRIDGET A. MACASKILL SCOTT WOLF We've been talking a lot about receiving -- keeping balls in the zone and working on footwork. There... JOSH WILLINGHAM I've always kinda wanted to work with Morgan Freeman, Tom Cruise, and people like that. Probably... CAYDEN BOYD KATE CHRISTENSEN ROB THOMAS NATSUKI TAKAYA I'll never forget the first time my family came to see me do stand-up, ... It was an awful bombing. ... WANDA SYKES We purchased this and other artwork during our cruise vacations over the years either from Princess ... PRINCESS CRUISES JAIRAM RAMESH Spring training is fun and this should be a lot of fun. We've already had a lot of fun just talking ... JOE HEGLER We're not deliberately making it worse. I've read they move the ball mostly on the ground; we move i... BRUCE BUCK It's really frustrating. I want to be out there. I see my guys out there making plays, and I want to... JABAR GAFFNEY HARLAND WILLIAMS When I decided to go to art school, it wasn't necessarily something I thought I needed. No one t... MICKALENE THOMAS LIBBA BRAY GARY SHTEYNGART [He says he does have a favorite person to work with:] [Tom] Cruise, man. No contest. He was very ki... JERRY MAGUIRE MADONNA NICOLE KIDMAN The provocation with Holmes is the fact that he's described by Doyle as a man without a heart - all ... JEREMY BRETT I cannot consent to be led three or four hundred leagues out of my route, without its being by force... ZEBULON PIKE ASHTON KUTCHER For me, style is about how you feel that day and what inspires you, as well as taking chances and ma... DREE HEMINGWAY NICOLE KIDMAN As an adult I had mastered the art of looking without seeing and listening without hearing and eatin... DAN GROAT I cannot be worried about what the fans do, ... I just have to be worried about my game, just play m... MARIAN HOSSA SUZIE BURKE
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DANIEL HANDLER I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we'r... DANIEL HANDLER Blank paper has always inspired me. DANIEL HANDLER I'm dumping the whole box back into your life Ed, every item of you and me. I'm dumping this box on ... DANIEL HANDLER I thought the Barbie doll would always be successful. RUTH HANDLER Through their play Barbara imagined their lives as adults. They used the dolls to reflect the adult ... RUTH HANDLER They were using the dolls to project their dreams of their own futures as adult women. RUTH HANDLER When you start writing a picture book, you have to write a manuscript that has enough language to pr... DANIEL HANDLER It's full of depressing details about the children's lives, ... and, I'm sorry to say, it's the long... DANIEL HANDLER My first novel took almost six years to sell and was rejected 37 times in the interim, and then fina... DANIEL HANDLER Either you have the feeling or you don't. Hawk Davies DANIEL HANDLER The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it tur... DANIEL HANDLER Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you're the one keeping them, I'll be th... DANIEL HANDLER For most people, the two primary relationships they have are with their families or romantic ones. A... DANIEL HANDLER I can't think of a story that doesn't have something terrible in it. Otherwise, it's dul... DANIEL HANDLER I don't know whether it's digital effects or if they trained a baby to bite through steel. I'm not s... DANIEL HANDLER There are so many movies like this, where you thought you were smarter than the screen but the direc... DANIEL HANDLER They really like going to buy fresh roast coffee at cheap prices. DAN HANDLER I'm not a believer in predetermined fates, being rewarded for one's efforts. I'm not a believer in k... DANIEL HANDLER Different beans have different characteristics. Each has their own character and you blend them to g... DAN HANDLER Book thirteen marks the return of a reptile previously gone missing. DANIEL HANDLER I was interested in finding ways to do dark comedy that were actually dark and comic. DANIEL HANDLER People can expect poisonous mushrooms, ... And then only if they open the book. DANIEL HANDLER The way Sunny speaks in the books seems a perfect fit for the cause in question. She often uses word... DANIEL HANDLER A nice thing about children's books, though I'm probably alone in this opinion among people who writ... DANIEL HANDLER And she has a fairly consistent political agenda. She's a baby, so individual liberty is a developin... DANIEL HANDLER Watch Your Mouth. DANIEL HANDLER A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is... DANIEL HANDLER For every girl I thought I was uncomplicated sex, it wasn't. Put it this way: if you can't see the c... DANIEL HANDLER Fred Weinberger lent Mark the money directly and not to his company. ROBERT HANDLER Love was in the air, so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner. DANIEL HANDLER They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this... DANIEL HANDLER I think books that are meant to be read in the nighttime ought to confront the very fears that we... DANIEL HANDLER This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. DANIEL HANDLER Kristen is looking at me like I'm a plume of smoke in the kitchen, right before you yell fire! DANIEL HANDLER The idea was women on boats. Lifeline Cruises pitched itself to women seeking adventure, whether a d... DANIEL HANDLER I was looking for something more personal and more stable and more fun. DAN HANDLER And then like a song we'd forgotten was even on the mix, you stepped into the house and my whole lif... DANIEL HANDLER And then the third night was after we broke up, which was worth a million matches but instead just t... DANIEL HANDLER ...there's not enough ink and paper to say all I wanted. DANIEL HANDLER who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out. DANIEL HANDLER Twenty-six,” you said. “One for each day we’ve been together, Min.”Somebody oohed. Somebody ... DANIEL HANDLER Undeveloped, the whole thing,tossed into a box before we really had a chance to know what we had, an... DANIEL HANDLER I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire. DANIEL HANDLER They looked at each other like a pair of parentheses. DANIEL HANDLER Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to s... DANIEL HANDLER The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it tur... DANIEL HANDLER You either have the feeling or you don’t. DANIEL HANDLER And this note was a jittery time bomb, ticking beneath my normal life, in my pocket all day firecely... DANIEL HANDLER How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like get... DANIEL HANDLER It was a secret time and place, you next to me, untraceable and out of this world. DANIEL HANDLER And the truth is that I'm not , Ed, is what I wanted to tell you. I'm not arty like everyone s... DANIEL HANDLER I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did. DANIEL HANDLER I'm telling you why we broke up, Ed. I'm writing this letter, the whole truth of why it happened. An... DANIEL HANDLER I’m not a romantic, I’m a half-wit. Only stupid people would think I’m smart. I’m not someth... DANIEL HANDLER Ed, it was everything, those nights on the phone, everything we said until late became later and the... DANIEL HANDLER I started making plans, thinking we would get that far. DANIEL HANDLER I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy. DANIEL HANDLER Stop saying no offense,” I said, “when you say offensive things. It’s not a free pass. DANIEL HANDLER Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemeter... DANIEL HANDLER Shit, I guess I already loved you then. Doomed like a wineglass knowing it’ll get dropped someday,... DANIEL HANDLER I know you can't see it, not you, Ed, but maybe if I tell you the whole plot you'll understand it th... DANIEL HANDLER How many happy people do you think there are in the world? Twelve? DANIEL HANDLER I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort. DANIEL HANDLER I write every day weekdays for about 5 hours, mostly longhand on legal pads. It has gotten neither h... DANIEL HANDLER Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine. DANIEL HANDLER I can cook anything. DANIEL HANDLER I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat... DANIEL HANDLER I like writing for movies. It's nice to be alone working on fiction in your room, and then it... DANIEL HANDLER I kind of always think my work is unfilmable, and when I meet people who are interested in filming i... DANIEL HANDLER I was not a particularly brave child, I think, because I had a narrative mind, because my mind autom... DANIEL HANDLER I listen to Morricone, the famed Italian film composer, while I'm working. DANIEL HANDLER You see failed vocabulary in the adult world so often, and it's often because once you reach a c... DANIEL HANDLER I'm always interested to see what films are made of books. I kind of don't participate as a ... DANIEL HANDLER If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the ... 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When you talk about a great actor, you're not talking about Tom Cruise. 
Of course we are going to have to mention Brad and Angelina and ... Tom Cruise and the ever-loving K... 
Out there, there is some kinda genius person... I am talking about Sherlock Holmes... First very fas... 
I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I ... 
My philosophy is that I'm an artist. I perform an art not with a paint brush or a camera. I perf... 
An art book is a museum without walls. 
I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not... 
Narcissism and the Confederate dead cannot be connected logically, or even historically; even were t... 
I'm certainly not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt. 
Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls i... 
When you talk about a great actor, you're not talking about Tom Cruise. His whole behavior is so... 
I don't need to be Tom Cruise. I just need to work forever. 
Tom Cruise is dope. 
I knew that the show was coming and they wanted me to have a co-host. And so I asked Mary Hart and s... 
Water Lilies' is an extension of my life. Without the woter the lilies cannot live, as I am without ... 
I long ago ran out of bookshelf space and so, like a museum with its art, simply rotate my books fro... 
Taking something from one man and making it worse is plagiarism. 
I wouldn't want to be married to me, but luckily he [Tom Cruise] does. 
When I was about 19, my stepmother said - because this was back in the '80s - that I had Robert ... 
Artists, whether they're Tom Cruise or John Waters or Ron Howard or Oliver Stone, you can empowe... 
Jay sat down across from Chelsea and took both of her hands in his. The oversized lunchroom was buzz... 
If I took the 40 years of my dad talking to me about war and battles and taking me to battlefields a... 
I wouldn't want to be married to me, but luckily Tom Cruise does. 
I'm equally comfortable in getting out there and taking a stand when I have to take a stand. 
You cannot talk about race without talking about privilege. And when people start talking about priv... 
I want to be like Tom Cruise from The Outsiders and go on and do amazing movies for a long time. 
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. 
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. 
Fine, good, Mary thought. Then how about dragging your skinny ass out of here and making s... 
For me, when you are talking about perfect songs, you're talking about Gershwin, 'Someone To... 
Since man cannot live without miracles, he will provide himself with miracles of his own making. He ... 
There are so many people I would love to work with, like Al Pacino, Paul Newman, Gary Oldman - maybe... 
I never see myself as writing satire. I think I write about people as they really are, without makin... 
On 'Dawson's Creek,' those kids were supposed to be outsider kids - you know, wrong-side... 
No. Never. I have to try my best or I'll become worse and worse. Even if I can't make up with them. ... 
There never is a good time for tough decisions. There will always be an election or something else. ... 
I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking a... 
Amen, sister, ... All apologies to Tom Cruise. 
Without humor, I cannot go on and I doubt many of my readers would go on either. Humor is so importa... 
If it makes Tom Cruise happy, I don't care if he prays to turtles, ... And I don't think anybody els... 
I am truly crazy, I told myself. It's over. I am not fixable. I cannot tell Tom. I cannot even tell ... 
I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter. 
You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big b... 
Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself. 
When my father announced his campaign for president on Oct. 3, 1991, I had already cast my vote in f... 
While watching the revelry in the Barn, I'd had an epiphany. Parties weren't just about who was who ... 
Unfortunately, it seems to me that when it comes to issues affecting the trans community, most peopl... 
Suffrage is not a right afforded to everyone. Rather, voting is a privilege in the United States - a... 
Wear an unusual accessory to complete your outfit. 
I've always been incredibly proud of both of my parents and proud of the work I had done private... 
I hope telling stories though 'Making a Difference' - as in my academic work and nonprofit w...