Chelsea Handler
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I really think she knows what she's doing. I really trust Andrew L... KATE BALDWIN CAMERON DIAZ I'm not really a fan of Valentine's Day. I think it can be romantic doing nothing on Valenti... GABRIELLA WILDE I'm a very strong person, and I think that's why, actually, I find it really infuriating whe... KATE BUSH I'm always drawn towards the darker stuff, because I think it's just a lot more interesting.... IWAN RHEON I think Jennifer Lopez is a phenom. And as far as I'm concerned, she's really a very smart b... RITA MORENO I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on some... SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC. ISAIAH MUSTAFA When I like myself, which is not too often, but when I do like myself on film, it's when I point... DINAH MANOFF WILL FERRELL In terms of television and movies, I've been really interested in seeing the partnership of come... SARAH SILVERMAN I have a girl crush on Rachel Bilson. She's so cute, I just want to put her in my pocket. I love... ALEXANDRA CHANDO EDDIE MURPHY I'm a huge fan of 'Kung Fu Panda.' I honestly think that Jack Black's voice work in ... JOHN REQUA I think 'Nathan for You' is a really funny show, along with 'The Grinder' and 'B... ANDERS HOLM MAISIE WILLIAMS I'm an absolute fan of Angela Bassett. I think she's a great, great actress. In the biopics,... ARNAUD DESPLECHIN ZOOEY DESCHANEL KATHLEEN HANNA EVANNA LYNCH Comedy. I think that's something I'd really like to do. DAVID R. ELLIS KATE WINSLET KELLY CLARKSON GARRY SHANDLING CAMERON MATHISON MICHELLE PFEIFFER I'm not saying this just to be self-deprecating, but I have always taken delight in playing peop... TY BURRELL Some of my fans don't really like it when I respond to people who say things that are trying to ... RICKIE FOWLER TERI POLO TREVOR NOAH I can't believe that I was one of those people who said 'I'm not really a sci-fi fan.... MAGDA APANOWICZ HUGH LAURIE Just for fun, I'm really goofy and I would love to do some stupid comedy. I'm talking, like,... JAIMIE ALEXANDER I've had self-esteem issues for a really, really long time. Plenty of people think I'm ugly,... PARIS-MICHAEL KATHERINE JACKSON I remember on the 'Midnight Special' seeing a video with Meat Loaf. I think it was the '... WILLIAM EARL BROWN CHRIS BROWN I think if a horror movie is really scary, you'll think about it for weeks, and there's some... FIONA DOURIF I really do feel like I know myself, and I'm so happy to be by myself and I'm so happy to be... DREE HEMINGWAY ROSE MCIVER FRED WILLARD I'm of the mindset that most people who have kids are, which is, 'Hey, I want another me. I ... DAVID CROSS STEVEN WRIGHT I think in L.A., in terms of the music scene, it's a really strange place. It's really hard ... ALEKSA PALLADINO I love comedy, but it has to be hysterical and really amusing; I'm not really a big fan of roman... RACHEL HURD-WOOD KAMALA HARRIS ANNIE PARISSE I'd like to think that I'm brave. That's a really wonderful personality trait to have. I... ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY I like Hilary Clinton. I think she's - she's a fantastic leader. WESLEY CLARK I think, honestly, that a lot of people think I'm sad and dark all the time, because of the musi... SKYLAR GREY REBECCA HALL LINDY BOOTH DREW GODDARD GUGU MBATHA-RAW SARAH GADON MARY STEENBURGEN LILLY SINGH CINDY SHERMAN I think I'm a straight actor who occasionally does musicals; most people think I'm an eccent... RON MOODY It's funny: most people who recognize me on the subway and stuff - it's much more they think... PAUL GIAMATTI TORI SPELLING I really like writing heroes who aren't necessarily 'Hollywood handsome.' Personally, I ... SUZANNE BROCKMANN EUNY HONG I don't think the spirit of Hollywood is such a spirit of generosity. I think people really begr... SAM SIMON I don't use the big video screens that a lot of other artists use because personally, I think it... ERIC CHURCH NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON I really, really enjoy comedy. I think that's one of my strong suits. It's my zone. And peop... BAR PALY I really love Alexa Chung's style. I really think she gets it right all the time. I've never... KAREN GILLAN JACOB DEGROM I'm a Christian, and I'm not judgmental towards anyone. I think that's really important. SAMUEL LARSEN MONICA LEWINSKY BIZ STONE LEONARDO DICAPRIO My mother is a pastor. I think she has her moments where she's like, 'Dani, what are you get... DANIELLE BROOKS BETH DITTO I like playing characters who are fractured, broken. I find that more relatable, for some reason. I ... JAMIE DORNAN BILL BRYSON I think what's most fun is playing someone who's sort of selfish and in a lot of ways unlike... DAVID WALTON MEL GIBSON I've always been a big fan of Mariah Carey. I think it's her personality. As much as she has... JESSICA MAUBOY RITA ORA DOLLY PARTON MATT LANTER
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DANIEL HANDLER I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we'r... DANIEL HANDLER Blank paper has always inspired me. DANIEL HANDLER I'm dumping the whole box back into your life Ed, every item of you and me. I'm dumping this box on ... DANIEL HANDLER I thought the Barbie doll would always be successful. RUTH HANDLER Through their play Barbara imagined their lives as adults. They used the dolls to reflect the adult ... RUTH HANDLER They were using the dolls to project their dreams of their own futures as adult women. RUTH HANDLER When you start writing a picture book, you have to write a manuscript that has enough language to pr... DANIEL HANDLER It's full of depressing details about the children's lives, ... and, I'm sorry to say, it's the long... DANIEL HANDLER My first novel took almost six years to sell and was rejected 37 times in the interim, and then fina... DANIEL HANDLER Either you have the feeling or you don't. Hawk Davies DANIEL HANDLER The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it tur... DANIEL HANDLER Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you're the one keeping them, I'll be th... DANIEL HANDLER For most people, the two primary relationships they have are with their families or romantic ones. A... DANIEL HANDLER I can't think of a story that doesn't have something terrible in it. Otherwise, it's dul... DANIEL HANDLER I don't know whether it's digital effects or if they trained a baby to bite through steel. I'm not s... DANIEL HANDLER There are so many movies like this, where you thought you were smarter than the screen but the direc... DANIEL HANDLER They really like going to buy fresh roast coffee at cheap prices. DAN HANDLER I'm not a believer in predetermined fates, being rewarded for one's efforts. I'm not a believer in k... DANIEL HANDLER Different beans have different characteristics. Each has their own character and you blend them to g... DAN HANDLER Book thirteen marks the return of a reptile previously gone missing. DANIEL HANDLER I was interested in finding ways to do dark comedy that were actually dark and comic. DANIEL HANDLER People can expect poisonous mushrooms, ... And then only if they open the book. DANIEL HANDLER The way Sunny speaks in the books seems a perfect fit for the cause in question. She often uses word... DANIEL HANDLER A nice thing about children's books, though I'm probably alone in this opinion among people who writ... DANIEL HANDLER And she has a fairly consistent political agenda. She's a baby, so individual liberty is a developin... DANIEL HANDLER Watch Your Mouth. DANIEL HANDLER A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is... DANIEL HANDLER For every girl I thought I was uncomplicated sex, it wasn't. Put it this way: if you can't see the c... DANIEL HANDLER Fred Weinberger lent Mark the money directly and not to his company. ROBERT HANDLER Love was in the air, so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner. DANIEL HANDLER They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this... DANIEL HANDLER I think books that are meant to be read in the nighttime ought to confront the very fears that we... DANIEL HANDLER This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. DANIEL HANDLER Kristen is looking at me like I'm a plume of smoke in the kitchen, right before you yell fire! DANIEL HANDLER The idea was women on boats. Lifeline Cruises pitched itself to women seeking adventure, whether a d... DANIEL HANDLER I was looking for something more personal and more stable and more fun. DAN HANDLER And then like a song we'd forgotten was even on the mix, you stepped into the house and my whole lif... DANIEL HANDLER And then the third night was after we broke up, which was worth a million matches but instead just t... DANIEL HANDLER ...there's not enough ink and paper to say all I wanted. DANIEL HANDLER who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out. DANIEL HANDLER Twenty-six,” you said. “One for each day we’ve been together, Min.”Somebody oohed. Somebody ... DANIEL HANDLER Undeveloped, the whole thing,tossed into a box before we really had a chance to know what we had, an... DANIEL HANDLER I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire. DANIEL HANDLER They looked at each other like a pair of parentheses. DANIEL HANDLER Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to s... DANIEL HANDLER The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it tur... DANIEL HANDLER You either have the feeling or you don’t. DANIEL HANDLER And this note was a jittery time bomb, ticking beneath my normal life, in my pocket all day firecely... DANIEL HANDLER How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like get... DANIEL HANDLER It was a secret time and place, you next to me, untraceable and out of this world. DANIEL HANDLER And the truth is that I'm not , Ed, is what I wanted to tell you. I'm not arty like everyone s... DANIEL HANDLER I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did. DANIEL HANDLER I'm telling you why we broke up, Ed. I'm writing this letter, the whole truth of why it happened. An... DANIEL HANDLER I’m not a romantic, I’m a half-wit. Only stupid people would think I’m smart. I’m not someth... DANIEL HANDLER Ed, it was everything, those nights on the phone, everything we said until late became later and the... DANIEL HANDLER I started making plans, thinking we would get that far. DANIEL HANDLER I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy. DANIEL HANDLER Stop saying no offense,” I said, “when you say offensive things. It’s not a free pass. DANIEL HANDLER Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemeter... DANIEL HANDLER Shit, I guess I already loved you then. Doomed like a wineglass knowing it’ll get dropped someday,... DANIEL HANDLER I know you can't see it, not you, Ed, but maybe if I tell you the whole plot you'll understand it th... DANIEL HANDLER How many happy people do you think there are in the world? Twelve? DANIEL HANDLER I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort. DANIEL HANDLER I write every day weekdays for about 5 hours, mostly longhand on legal pads. It has gotten neither h... DANIEL HANDLER Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine. DANIEL HANDLER I can cook anything. DANIEL HANDLER I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat... DANIEL HANDLER I like writing for movies. It's nice to be alone working on fiction in your room, and then it... DANIEL HANDLER I kind of always think my work is unfilmable, and when I meet people who are interested in filming i... DANIEL HANDLER I was not a particularly brave child, I think, because I had a narrative mind, because my mind autom... DANIEL HANDLER I listen to Morricone, the famed Italian film composer, while I'm working. DANIEL HANDLER You see failed vocabulary in the adult world so often, and it's often because once you reach a c... DANIEL HANDLER I'm always interested to see what films are made of books. I kind of don't participate as a ... DANIEL HANDLER If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the ... DANIEL HANDLER 'The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous in... DANIEL HANDLER The file clanked against me, my stupid idea nobody would have gotten had I ever done it. You even wo... DANIEL HANDLER So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers... CHELSEA PERETTI CHELSEA CLINTON There's something about the Pacific Northwest, the scale of it, and the fact that not so long ag... CHELSEA CAIN CHELSEA SEDOTI CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA LEYLAND CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA LEYLAND CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON
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And my daughter really likes Justin Bieber, so I think she'll have fun watching him. But I think... 
I think Hannah gets nervous just like any other person would. She's like a dork, personally. She... 
I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's... 
I like Christian Bale. I've heard he's a big fan of mine, but I certainly reciprocate. I thi... 
I do like Britney Spears. I think she's cute. I think she's fun. And I like her records. You... 
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I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnie... 
I like Princess Kate. I think her style is really great. She's really, really classy and always ... 
I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits. 
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I'm a comedian who got into movies, so I don't really think of myself as an actor. 
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The Internet's like one big bathroom wall with a lot of people who anonymously can say really me... 
It's really funny - when I'm depressed or I'm having a hard time, I'll write really ... 
People like her because she's like a breath of fresh air. Because in the fifth book it gets so d... 
I think I'm developing a kind of subconscious loathing of the word 'franchise.' I just t... 
I'm actually not a big fan of the word hope. I think it's a depressing word. I don't wan... 
But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I lov... 
Anything that I can do with Jennie Garth, I would love to do it. I really like her. I got along with... 
And I'm a really happy person, I enjoy life. I think you see that on people. I think there's... 
In some instances, I don't care what people think. In other instances, I do - especially because... 
I'm not a confrontational person or comedian. I think we can explore more things if one of us is... 
I don't think of myself as funny. I think of myself as rather grave, actually. And I'm suspi... 
I love sneakers on a girl. I don't know why, but I guess it's because I'm still a young.... 
Allison Janney, I'm such a big fan of. Especially the way she conducts herself on a personal lev... 
Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actress... 
I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not tryi... 
I think Hillary Clinton could do whatever she puts her mind to. I really do. She's incredibly de... 
Psychopaths are actually, really, really, really rare in our culture, are people who don't... Or... 
It doesn't matter how much polite self-deprecating fluff you have on the outside if you don'... 
I'm terrified of heights, but I think there's something really beautiful about birds and soa... 
I think 'The Thing' is so good because it's not just a scary movie. It's also social... 
I like the collarbone, a very clean collarbone. I think there's something also very delicate and... 
I think it's really important for artists in general to invest in themselves. And I view my scho... 
I'm kind of a laugh junkie. It's what I appreciate in life, because life is rich and sometim... 
I'm like, 'I think I'm just going to wear what makes me happy,' so I'm just real... 
People think because it's photography it's not worth as much, and because it's a woman a... 
I look at Liv Tyler and think 'It's not fair', because I can't find a flaw on her. A... 
I think we've gotten to a point where we're becoming really sensitive to things like body dy... 
Those who see the cosmic perspective as a depressing outlook, they really need to reassess how they ... 
I don't think I care about the hair as much as people think I do. It's just kind of there. I... 
I think anybody who really knows me knows I'm not a media hound and knows that I'm really so... 
I think it's a really big deal to be able to meet people outside the context of something like a... 
Don't think for a moment that I'm really like any of the characters I've played. I'm... 
I think it's really cool that there are people like Adele on the cover of 'Vogue' and &#... 
I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw... 
I don't think of myself as either American or Australian really, I'm a true hybrid. It's... 
I'm a massive fragrance fan - I think fragrance is part of someone's hygiene, and I'm a ... 
I say, 'Yeah, Taylor Swift.' I think she is a smart, beautiful girl. I think she's makin... 
I want someone that I can have fun with and laugh with. I love to laugh, and I'm really sarcasti... 
I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter. 
The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it'... 
Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself. 
When my father announced his campaign for president on Oct. 3, 1991, I had already cast my vote in f... 
While watching the revelry in the Barn, I'd had an epiphany. Parties weren't just about who was who ... 
Unfortunately, it seems to me that when it comes to issues affecting the trans community, most peopl... 
Suffrage is not a right afforded to everyone. Rather, voting is a privilege in the United States - a... 
Wear an unusual accessory to complete your outfit. 
I've always been incredibly proud of both of my parents and proud of the work I had done private... 
The best thing about being a DJ is making people happy. There is nothing like seeing people get up f... 
Having a birthday around the holidays was never easy and, with every successive year, it felt more a... 
I hope to make a positive, productive contribution, as cheesy as that may sound.