Chelsea Handler
Related Deepest place in my mind is my thinking and thoughts....Do not try to understand me...MARYUM AHSAM KILROY J. OLDSTER IAN ANDERSON DAN QUAYLE DAN QUAYLE WOLE SOYINKA CHARLOTTE ERIKSSON AMY TAN SARAH J. MAAS (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON KELSEA BALLERINI GEORGE R.R. MARTIN CHARLIE KAUFMAN [Charlie is dying:]EDWARD FAHEY SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS GEORGE R.R. MARTIN GEORGE R.R. MARTIN SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS PHILIP KNIGHT CHRISTINA ROSSETTI JAZZ FEYLYNN NANETTE L. AVERY DIDO ARMSTRONG ROBERT FROST SAMUEL JOHNSON THE TALMUD LOIS LOWRY C. JOYBELL C. I'm the most Failure Model of My parents activities SATHESH KUMAR M SARAH J. MAAS She made a fence of phrases, which seemed a treachery to herself. ELIZABETH TAYLOR GEORGE R.R. MARTIN TOM ROBBINS I want to make my music and be a happy woman, a good wife, a good mom and one day hopefully have a c... LEANN RIMES No one takes my life away from me. I give it up of my own free will. [John 10:18] BIBLE AMY ADAMS GEORGE ORWELL GEORGE CARLIN I just feel my vote is my own business until I stand up in the House. I honestly didn't make up my m... CHUCK CADMAN PAWAN MISHRA NATASHA TRETHEWEY SARAH J. MAAS STEPHEN KING My business life takes a big chunk of time, but I still put exercise in my schedule. I'm up at 5... CESAR MILLAN When sorrow knocks at your door, tell it you're busy finding happiness. SARU SINGHAL GEORGE R.R. MARTIN It's time for me to make my own decisions. Everybody else has made decisions for me. My dad and ever... DAVID IRONS KATE WINSLET HENRY JAMES When I was a kid, my daily routine was playing make-believe, and I kind of created these stories thr... NINA ARIANDA I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA KURT VONNEGUT HARUKI MURAKAMI I'm going to make up my own mind as to what I think is in the best interest of our country and F... BILL NELSON ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I am writing in despair. I am cursing the day of my birth just like Job. I would have wished a quick... GAO ZHAN MEGAN WHALEN TURNER LINDSEY STIRLING MARISA TOMEI PALOMA PICASSO GEORGE R.R. MARTIN GEORGE R.R. MARTIN ALBERT SZENT-GYORGYI HOWIE MANDEL C. JOYBELL C. ALEX HONNOLD GEORGE R.R. MARTIN I used to make up stories about my father. I would go to the movies and look for a character who loo... DANNY AIELLO AYN RAND KILROY J. OLDSTER MURIEL BARBERY SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS There you are. I've been looking for you. SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS Julia poured tea gracefully, but it all ran over into the saucers. ELIZABETH TAYLOR The next day, the villages came closer together until the beginnings and endings could no longer be ... PATRICK W. CARR It appeared to Harriet that she was always the one who remembered having seen other people. They nev... ELIZABETH TAYLOR SARAH J. MAAS DOROTHY ALLISON SRI SARADA DEVI SRI SARADA DEVI My father was the youngest of six brothers, and he was the brains. I never thought he was making wha... ALAN C. GREENBERG College is neither good for its own sake nor necessary . . . and that will not be the topic of my pe... NATASHA VANDERLINDEN The material came bubbling up inside like a geyser or an oil gusher. It streamed up of its own accor... C. S. FORESTER AMY TAN BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA PHILIPPA GREGORY DREW CAREY When someone makes you lose your peace of mind, it is good to give them a piece of mind that may mak... APURVA GAGLANI ADA LOVELACE I had to make squirrel noises as Bubbles and without realizing it, I was making the face and putting... TARA STRONG teacher:"I'm teacher, not because i want to teach children something. I am teacher just because I li... MY TEACHER
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DANIEL HANDLER I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we'r... DANIEL HANDLER Blank paper has always inspired me. DANIEL HANDLER I'm dumping the whole box back into your life Ed, every item of you and me. I'm dumping this box on ... DANIEL HANDLER I thought the Barbie doll would always be successful. RUTH HANDLER Through their play Barbara imagined their lives as adults. They used the dolls to reflect the adult ... RUTH HANDLER They were using the dolls to project their dreams of their own futures as adult women. RUTH HANDLER When you start writing a picture book, you have to write a manuscript that has enough language to pr... DANIEL HANDLER It's full of depressing details about the children's lives, ... and, I'm sorry to say, it's the long... DANIEL HANDLER My first novel took almost six years to sell and was rejected 37 times in the interim, and then fina... DANIEL HANDLER Either you have the feeling or you don't. Hawk Davies DANIEL HANDLER The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it tur... DANIEL HANDLER Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you're the one keeping them, I'll be th... DANIEL HANDLER For most people, the two primary relationships they have are with their families or romantic ones. A... DANIEL HANDLER I can't think of a story that doesn't have something terrible in it. Otherwise, it's dul... DANIEL HANDLER I don't know whether it's digital effects or if they trained a baby to bite through steel. I'm not s... DANIEL HANDLER There are so many movies like this, where you thought you were smarter than the screen but the direc... DANIEL HANDLER They really like going to buy fresh roast coffee at cheap prices. DAN HANDLER I'm not a believer in predetermined fates, being rewarded for one's efforts. I'm not a believer in k... DANIEL HANDLER Different beans have different characteristics. Each has their own character and you blend them to g... DAN HANDLER Book thirteen marks the return of a reptile previously gone missing. DANIEL HANDLER I was interested in finding ways to do dark comedy that were actually dark and comic. DANIEL HANDLER People can expect poisonous mushrooms, ... And then only if they open the book. DANIEL HANDLER The way Sunny speaks in the books seems a perfect fit for the cause in question. She often uses word... DANIEL HANDLER A nice thing about children's books, though I'm probably alone in this opinion among people who writ... DANIEL HANDLER And she has a fairly consistent political agenda. She's a baby, so individual liberty is a developin... DANIEL HANDLER Watch Your Mouth. DANIEL HANDLER A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is... DANIEL HANDLER For every girl I thought I was uncomplicated sex, it wasn't. Put it this way: if you can't see the c... DANIEL HANDLER Fred Weinberger lent Mark the money directly and not to his company. ROBERT HANDLER Love was in the air, so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner. DANIEL HANDLER They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this... DANIEL HANDLER I think books that are meant to be read in the nighttime ought to confront the very fears that we... DANIEL HANDLER This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. DANIEL HANDLER Kristen is looking at me like I'm a plume of smoke in the kitchen, right before you yell fire! DANIEL HANDLER The idea was women on boats. Lifeline Cruises pitched itself to women seeking adventure, whether a d... DANIEL HANDLER I was looking for something more personal and more stable and more fun. DAN HANDLER And then like a song we'd forgotten was even on the mix, you stepped into the house and my whole lif... DANIEL HANDLER And then the third night was after we broke up, which was worth a million matches but instead just t... DANIEL HANDLER ...there's not enough ink and paper to say all I wanted. DANIEL HANDLER who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out. DANIEL HANDLER Twenty-six,” you said. “One for each day we’ve been together, Min.”Somebody oohed. Somebody ... DANIEL HANDLER Undeveloped, the whole thing,tossed into a box before we really had a chance to know what we had, an... DANIEL HANDLER I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire. DANIEL HANDLER They looked at each other like a pair of parentheses. DANIEL HANDLER Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to s... DANIEL HANDLER The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it tur... DANIEL HANDLER You either have the feeling or you don’t. DANIEL HANDLER And this note was a jittery time bomb, ticking beneath my normal life, in my pocket all day firecely... DANIEL HANDLER How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like get... DANIEL HANDLER It was a secret time and place, you next to me, untraceable and out of this world. DANIEL HANDLER And the truth is that I'm not , Ed, is what I wanted to tell you. I'm not arty like everyone s... DANIEL HANDLER I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did. DANIEL HANDLER I'm telling you why we broke up, Ed. I'm writing this letter, the whole truth of why it happened. An... DANIEL HANDLER I’m not a romantic, I’m a half-wit. Only stupid people would think I’m smart. I’m not someth... DANIEL HANDLER Ed, it was everything, those nights on the phone, everything we said until late became later and the... DANIEL HANDLER I started making plans, thinking we would get that far. DANIEL HANDLER I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy. DANIEL HANDLER Stop saying no offense,” I said, “when you say offensive things. It’s not a free pass. DANIEL HANDLER Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemeter... DANIEL HANDLER Shit, I guess I already loved you then. Doomed like a wineglass knowing it’ll get dropped someday,... DANIEL HANDLER I know you can't see it, not you, Ed, but maybe if I tell you the whole plot you'll understand it th... DANIEL HANDLER How many happy people do you think there are in the world? Twelve? DANIEL HANDLER I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort. DANIEL HANDLER I write every day weekdays for about 5 hours, mostly longhand on legal pads. It has gotten neither h... DANIEL HANDLER Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine. DANIEL HANDLER I can cook anything. DANIEL HANDLER I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat... DANIEL HANDLER I like writing for movies. It's nice to be alone working on fiction in your room, and then it... DANIEL HANDLER I kind of always think my work is unfilmable, and when I meet people who are interested in filming i... DANIEL HANDLER I was not a particularly brave child, I think, because I had a narrative mind, because my mind autom... DANIEL HANDLER I listen to Morricone, the famed Italian film composer, while I'm working. DANIEL HANDLER You see failed vocabulary in the adult world so often, and it's often because once you reach a c... DANIEL HANDLER I'm always interested to see what films are made of books. I kind of don't participate as a ... DANIEL HANDLER If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the ... DANIEL HANDLER 'The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous in... DANIEL HANDLER The file clanked against me, my stupid idea nobody would have gotten had I ever done it. You even wo... DANIEL HANDLER So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers... CHELSEA PERETTI CHELSEA CLINTON There's something about the Pacific Northwest, the scale of it, and the fact that not so long ag... CHELSEA CAIN CHELSEA SEDOTI CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA LEYLAND CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA LEYLAND CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON
Sharing stories that fill our chambers with an explosion of unique voices is a means to instigate an... 
I make up my own mind in light of available facts, with my own experience and a sense of personal et... 
Lookit, I've done it their way this far and now it's my turn. I'm my own handler. Any questions? Ask... 
Look it, I've done it their way this far and now it's my turn. I'm my own handler. Any questions? As... 
My father used to tell me stories before I fell asleep. When the children would gather, at a certain... 
My mind is killing me”
I was intelligent enough to make up my own mind. I not only had freedom of choice, I had freedom of ... 
You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. 
Growing up in east Tennessee gave me my country roots, my twang, and a lot of my stories. 
History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... 
I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to 'make them a... 
The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison 
I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. 
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... 
My job is to listen to ideas, maybe cook up a few of my own, and make decisions based on what's good... 
Lie still, lie still, my breaking heart; 
Butterfly upon my hand, A voice of wonder within my mind, not my own but the butterfly's. 
Be careful of relying on the opinion of others, these are the same people that like liver. 
I spent a lot of my childhood in my own head, making up stories. I didn't have a lot of outside ... 
The first thing I do in the morning is to make my bed and while I am making up my bed I am making up... 
Easter Almighty and everlasting God, Who hast preserved me by Thy fatherly care through all the ... 
For the sake of peace one may lie, but peace itself should never be a lie. 
Its a little like looking at yourself looking in a mirror looking at yourself looking in a mirror. 
Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... 
What bothers most critics of my work is the goofiness. One reviewer said I need to make up my mind i... 
My job as an actress is to make things work and come up with reasons of my own and not just fill in ... 
I had the lonely child's habit of making up stories and holding conversations with imaginary persons... 
A man came up to me on the street and said I used to be messed up out of my mind on drugs but now I'... 
I have died every day in my mind with disgust for not being able to protect my own children. 
A poem I write is not just about me; it is about national identity, not just regional but national, ... 
The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. H... 
That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Kn... 
Joel, I'm not a concept. I want you to just keep that in your head. Too many guys think I'm a concep... 
You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. 
Each man lives in his own universe and when he dies the world is over 
It was very lucky for me as a writer that I studied the physical sciences rather than English. I wro... 
I learned there were lots of realities in the world. 
Oh happy day! A day to make a hay! And when it is mid-day, think about the day! And when you think a... 
If I am the pawn of the gods, it is because they know me so well, not because they make my mind up f... 
I make art for the sake of art . . . and for my own selfish gratification, because I’m an artis... 
I find that protein wakes up my brain and gets me ready for the rest of my day. 
Sometimes I get very dressed up just to go to the corner for some bread; I dress for my own amusemen... 
This celebration here tells me that this work is not hopeless. I thank you for this teaching with al... 
I'm always in a hotel room, and I spend a good portion of my day setting it up so it's comfo... 
The simple facts of Chadian life - what it takes to survive in that kind of climate with nothing but... 
Im waiting, for what, my kind of people, what kind is that, i can tell my kind of people by their fa... 
Telling other people our life story changes us in a startling and profound way. The act of telling d... 
Iata deci cugetarea mea profunda pe ziua de azi: e pentru prima oara cand intalnesc pe cineva care c... 
My son, Wolf, was born when I was past 40 and the author of a best-selling novel. That means he has ... 
I tell you one thing -- if you want peace of mind, do not find fault with others. Rather learn to se... 
I tell you one thing / if you want peace of mind, do not find fault with others. Rather learn to see... 
No one can travel your own road for you; you must travel it for yourself. My faith in this stems fro... 
For most of my life i have been adored by fools and hated by people of good sense, and they all make... 
I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year ... 
I think I am more determined than ever in my future plans, and I have quite made up my mind that not... 
I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter. 
The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it'... 
You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big b... 
When my father announced his campaign for president on Oct. 3, 1991, I had already cast my vote in f... 
While watching the revelry in the Barn, I'd had an epiphany. Parties weren't just about who was who ... 
Unfortunately, it seems to me that when it comes to issues affecting the trans community, most peopl... 
Suffrage is not a right afforded to everyone. Rather, voting is a privilege in the United States - a... 
Wear an unusual accessory to complete your outfit. 
My grandmother, who passed away at the beginning of November, had a core adage in her life that '... 
The best thing about being a DJ is making people happy. There is nothing like seeing people get up f... 
Patriotism is often the cry extolled when morally questionable acts are advocated by those in power.... 
I certainly believe that all of my friends should have the right, as Marc and I did, to marry their ...