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I was interested in finding ways to do dark comedy that were actually dark and comic.


Daniel Handler

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CHELSEA HANDLER I was tortured, and probably half of it was deserved, but I was bullied - so much so that there were...
CHELSEA HANDLER There's a difference between racism and people making a joke about something. There is true raci...
CHELSEA HANDLER There are times I felt insecure or not sure: I'm unsure of myself, or I get nervous, but nerves ...
CHELSEA HANDLER If you're really looking to hurt somebody's feelings, just break up with them.
CHELSEA HANDLER I love your personality," I said with wide eyes and an open smile. I had used this look before when ...
CHELSEA HANDLER Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous...
CHELSEA HANDLER He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defendin...
CHELSEA HANDLER Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood and probably themselves will not be...
DANIEL BURNHAM Smart phones and social media expand our universe. We can connect with others or collect information...
DANIEL GOLEMAN A cook never knows if the dish he perfected for hours was described properly or if a guest even like...
DANIEL HUMM Soon after, I returned home to my family, with a determination to bring them as soon as possible to ...
DANIEL BOONE Even if you are vegetarian, you do want to have a stuffing for Thanksgiving. The stuffing is not so ...
DANIEL HUMM Everyone comes to live in New York because they want to achieve something, and for that reason, ther...
DANIEL HUMM I think New York is truly unique in its singular combination of the quality of both the talent it at...
DANIEL HUMM I've been playing sports since I was five. For me, there's no happier moment than when I'...
DANIEL HUMM You've got to listen to your guests.
DANIEL HUMM Just as food is a craft, great service is, too. It can take years to perfect the technical aspects o...
DANIEL HUMM If you are working with high quality products, you can elevate the flavors more by cooking it at a l...
DANIEL HUMM I have fond memories from growing up in Switzerland and drinking a glass of warm milk with a spoonfu...
DANIEL HUMM The perfect ham and cheese sandwich is all about focusing on quality ingredients and about simple te...
DANIEL HUMM What people don't think about when they think about New York is this amazing farmland that grows...
DANIEL HUMM I have fallen in love with granola, in life and at work. I exercise every morning, and then I have a...
DANIEL HUMM I'm from Switzerland, so I grew up with great chocolate.
DANIEL HUMM A cookbook is a moment in time because, otherwise, you look back at the end of the day, and all the ...
DANIEL HUMM History has long had a wall up between the kitchen and the dining room. Front of house, back of hous...
DANIEL HUMM Passion for what you do is essential to success in any profession. That passion naturally keeps you ...
DANIEL HUMM My wife is from Chicago, and every time we go, I just love it. I love the restaurant scene, and peop...
DANIEL HUMM I try to run so I can eat anything I want. I feel it's a luxury to be able to splurge on somethi...
DANIEL HUMM