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We spend the first 12 months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next 12 months telling them to sit down and be quiet.


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KELLY JONES The next 12 calendar months are going to be bigger and better.
STEVE JOHNSON We spend the first year of a child's life teaching it to walk and talk and the rest of its life to s...
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON We're expecting it to remain pretty downbeat for at least the next 12 months. We don't expect a fund...
GREG CLARKE We're realistic and know we may not be able to acquire these drugs in the next six to 12 months,
FRED HASSAN Parents are so excited about the first steps and words of their children, but then they spend the ne...
UNKNOWN The next 12 months are going to be very trying on Disney's bottom line.
LAURA MARTIN The next 12 months will be unmatched in Polaroid history for number and breadth of new products comi...
GARY DICAMILLO We have to start someplace. To sit here next year, seven months from now, five months from now and t...
JAMES SAVAGE The market is here, it is starting next month and these plants will be going up in the next 12 to 14...
DANIEL KENKNIGHT The only relationship that can make both partners happy is one in which sentimentality has no place ...
MILAN KUNDERA We'll probably grow pretty dramatically in the next 12 months.
CHESTER ALDRIDGE They taught me different was wrong.
ANI DIFRANCO We appealed and had the suspension reduced from 12 to three months.
USA DAUNIVALU This doesn't mean that it will remain so strong in the next couple of quarters, but the Federal Rese...
EUGENIO ALEMAN Despite the third fiscal quarter shortfall, we believe now, more than ever, would be the wrong time ...
GEORGE GODFREY None of this stuff is going to change things for users in the next 12 months.
FRANK GILLETT European retail is going to be a hard place to make money for investors over the next 12 months.
ANDY LYNCH There's reason for optimism. A lot is likely to happen in the next 12 months.
DAN POPOWICS Philip Morris promises some strong growth as you look over the next six, 12 and 24 months.,
MARC COHEN At six and nine months of age it didn't seem to have an effect, but by 12 months of age, when most c...
LIZANNE MULLIGAN Nobody suspected that 12 months before ... that we could bring down dictatorship and have new electi...
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GREG COMBET We have consistently argued that there is little likelihood of a rate move over the next 12 months,
BILL EVANS We are on track to meet our target of being cash positive within 12 months.
IAN WOOD The outlook for equities in Europe remains pretty reasonable over the next 12 months.
ADRIAN DARLEY This report is simply a listing of all stores we expect to open over the next 12 to 14 months, and m...
MARTY HEIRES Quite honestly, it will take him a while to get the portfolio to his liking. People need to sit it o...
KUNAL KAPOOR In the next 12 months we our plan was to build 25 homes but we are doubling our initiative to build ...
BRAD BATES We believe that copper prices could remain unusually high for the next 6-12 months and should contin...
JOHN MEYER As for equities as a whole, we are not expecting a great performance over the next 12 months.
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JEFF DEREN Mergers and acquisitions will continue to be a major driver for the next 12 months. There is a lot o...
GILES KEATING This overall process could be accomplished within the next 12 months. Some of the tasks can be accom...
COLLIN COLES If they don't make bold moves in the next 12 months, they'll move into irrelevance.
JASON MAYNARD Something along these lines will happen over the next 12 months, but it will be at the timing and di...
DAN POPOWICS I don't see material upside or downside (for Boston Scientific shares) for the next 12 months.
MARK LANDY I believe it should be within 12 months or more, 24 months, something like that.
CHRIS WALLACE At Midway, the Department of Aviation has plans to install approximately 300 landside and airside ca...
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MAKOTO WATANABE It will be unloved for a period, but I would expect it will be back in (the index) over the next 12 ...
DONALD WILLIAMS A lot of studios talk about a 12-to-1 ratio -- they come in with 12 ideas and one of them makes it,
ANDREW STANTON Our leading indicator - the one that's never lied to us like the politicians - suggests only 23 perc...
DAVID LITTMAN We do see an unfavorable impact in the first 12 months in the range of high-single to low double-dig...
CATHY WRIGHT It's more likely that capital will be deployed in a share repurchase than a deal in next 12 months.
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JASON ADER We've got to sit down and hopefully will get something or a plan established in the next couple of m...
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JEFF LANCTOT There are bargains about, share prices are low and there are not too many buyers about. We can expec...
CHRIS GENT It can be a mid-30s stock in 12 months.
DREW BROSSEAU It will be complicated to introduce broad reforms in the next 12 months. In France there is room for...
EMMANUEL RIVIERE I would say that more and more women are wearing boots 12 months of the year.
JEFFREY KALINSKY We are in the awkward position of not being able to expand our trainer base, whilst training facilit...
CHRIS NOLAN The international community calls on us to complete the electoral process within 12 months at the la...
LAURENT GBAGBO Over the past 12 months, we have expanded our loan portfolio and anticipate that because of the high...
BRIAN PETERS You don't want to turn them back loose on the street, but you don't want them to spend months and mo...
EUGENE DIAL They're doing a great job cutting costs. I'm just concerned about where market conditions are going ...
JOSEPH NADOL There must be some players with outstanding records over the past 12 months ahead of him.
MIKE GATTING They think incentives will be leveling off. With all the new models being launched in next 12 to 18 ...
BRIAN AMBROSE While the counter still trades at a discount to our 16.5 times market price-earnings ratio, its curr...
LEO VENEZUELA It's a fairly good bet that we'll probably be back in the (ABS) market sometime this year, or at lea...
STEPHEN HOWARD We've been on a production ramp [in Fab 12]. It's about where we expected to be 18 months ago.
BOB BAKER This is a chance to get the industry familiar with (the new chips) ... that will be coming out later...
HOWARD HIGH The tower does provide revenue of $21,600 [per year]. I guess we were hoping the neighbors would be ...
DANIEL LEEFSON Obviously if you're among the three per cent that didn't get it within 12 months you're going to be ...
GEORGE ABBOTT A contract portrait bronze commission takes roughly 12 to 18 months to complete.
PEGGY PROCTOR A kind of cross between Helen Traubel and Martha Raye an uncanny amalgam of Joan Sutherland and Phyl...
JAMES MCCOURT It's happening across the board, it's not just Apple. We're starting to see the tip of the iceberg o...
MIKE GOODMAN With this size accident you would expect a factual report in about three months ... and an analysis ...
PETER GIBSON Since it will take 9 to 12 months for the improvements to be made, we felt it would be unfair to mak...
GEARY ROBINSON It's 12 months and two days since the Athens race and it's a great feeling to know that you can win ...
HAMISH CARTER Some women are having symptoms for up to 12 months before their diagnosis.
LLOYD SMITH Historically, the three-month period before the Fed goes on hold in the rate hiking cycle, stocks ha...
MICHAEL SHELDON You're going to go through a rough patch through the next six to 12 months. Inflation is going to be...
GEORGE BUCKLEY With any legal action in the E.U. likely to take place over an extended period, we do not foresee a ...
INDER SINGH The gain in employment over the last 12 months, especially in the business and professional services...
BARBARA RILEY In these next 12 months what we'd like to see is the steady start of the return to the south, a peac...
ANTONIO GUTERRES The poor bugger. It's been 12 months (since he initially damaged his knee).
LEIGH MATTHEWS With this merger, WorldCom accelerates by 12-to-18 months our ability to provide world-class managed...
BERNARD EBBERS With this merger, WorldCom accelerates by 12-to-18 months our ability to provide world-class managed...
BERNARD J. EBBERS Guidance for fiscal 2001 is more cautious than necessary and (we) remain very optimistic on the next...
GEORGE GODFREY If an operator is involved in a second avoidable accident within 12 months, they are required to rec...
MAGGIE LYNCH But certainly if prices come back they're still very well supported and that's a significant change ...
CHARLIE SARTAIN We are adjusting from a period of super-normal growth to normal growth which will continue for 12-18...
AMIT TANDON It's been an on-and-off rumor for at least 12 months. The market might be waking up to the fact that...
CLIVE ROBERTS The carriers need time to test. They don't do anything quickly. They'll put things through rigorous ...
ANDY FUERTES The Zimbabwe team has demonstrated in recent series that it is not in a position to be competitive i...
EHSAN MANI Every month we're basically setting an all-time record for the previous 12 months.
ANDY VOBORA We plan to spend 20 billion lari ($12 billion) from the budget in the next four years on implementat...
VANO MERABISHVILI I am not aware of any medical foundation to the report that one of the patients may be in a coma for...
DR GANESH SUNTHARALINGAM It's given us an opportunity to play golf 12 months out of the year, which is unusual for northern I...
LENNY SHAW Pakistan has played terrifically well in the last 12 months but we definitely need to find a method ...
BOB WOOLMER I said, to be a New Yorker you have to live here for six months, and if at the end of the six months...
ED KOCH We didn't panic. We have seven seniors. We had been in that situation before. We just had to calm do...
JERMAINE SPENCER We've got this place in Newcastle and we thought we'd invite bands to come up and why not do some co...
PAUL MULLEN Based on our discussions with multiple consultants and industry contacts, we believe it is likely Jo...
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PHYLLIS BOTTOME What I am defending is the real rights of women. A woman should have the right to be in the home as ...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY Of course we women gossip on occasion. But our appetite for it is not as avid as a man s. It is in t...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Gossip isn't scandal and it's not merely malicious. It's chatter about the human race by lovers of t...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY The thing to remember about fathers is, they're men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Sisters are always drying their hair. Locked into rooms, alone, they pose at the mirror, shoulders b...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Who could deny that privacy is a jewel? It has always been the mark of privilege, the distinguishing...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties or you alter yourself meeting...
PHYLLIS BOTTOME Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Sin has always been an ugly word, but it has been made so in a new sense over the last half-century....
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