I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

Take three quarts of duck's milk.