Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

He was in the air most of the time ... on the air, in the air, one way or the other. It was his thing and this was his airport.

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass

You can get the true essence of New Yorkers by just hanging out in Central Park.