I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are.

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.