No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they’re early, so naturally you’re not ready.

He was in the air most of the time ... on the air, in the air, one way or the other. It was his thing and this was his airport.

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.