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We need an unambiguous rule - a law - that nobody will step between the publisher and the consumer, full stop.


Barry Diller

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EMMA ANDERSON It's a big step forward, and shows that a majority of the legislators support this. We expect it wil...
CHARLES SCHALLIOL The future belongs to all who, refusing to look back at the past move ahead with the clock as it tic...
ODO SIMON AGBO In the law of giving & receiving,we need to keep giving in order to continue receiving,but the momen...
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EDWARD SNOWDEN This is a very rough time for us, but we must obey the law and the rule of law.
ARMANDO GUTIERREZ Jonathan Swift made a soul for the gentlemen of this city by hating his neighbor as himself.
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ANURA YAPA This year we will intensify our law enforcement efforts in this field. We will require law enforceme...
ZHANG HUIGUANG If all of us work in accordance with rule of law, if rule of law is implemented, we are all safe, in...
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JULIAN KURTZ They will need to pass that savings down to the consumer. Or we won't sell to them.
DAN WEGNER We cannot build foundations of a state without rule of law.
MAHMOUD ABBAS Although we can talk about an Indonesian democracy, or we can talk about democratic elections and de...
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DEYTH BANGER Law grinds the poor, and rich men rule the law.
OLIVER GOLDSMITH Remember, life itself is a mission. While we are on the go, we need to stop between steps to re-focu...
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CEO ROBINSON We need 2,000 full-season (tickets), and we have never had 2,000 full-season (tickets). We've alread...
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ANDREAS SCHULZ I call it an ecological disaster, and we are going to bring to the full extent of the law anyone who...
GUY BOUTILIER I thought this was an attack on the rule of law, and there should be a legal response,
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KURT BILLICK The rule of law is the basis for any democracy. And without the rule of law in democracy, you have c...
MELES ZENAWI We see this as a platform whereby we can build much better consumer information. This is just one st...
DR. JANET WOODCOCK We have already taken a step that nobody else has taken.
GLENN BRANK We saw an opportunity, as a foundation, to do what nobody else was doing, and that was to step up to...
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RAY DURHAM I'd rather those conversations between Barry and myself remain private.
JEFF BORRIS We'd like to think we have a rule of law and not a rule of special interests in this country.
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ROBERT BURTON We need to be wearing the shoes of the consumer more than we probably have as an industry.
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ABU ABIR A country's adhering to the rule of law does not mean that its citizens will not do bad things.
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DAVID A. CLARKE, JR. The magic of the American experience is that we've upheld the rule of law for everybody, everybo...
PAUL GOSAR We're tired of the 25-per-cent rule. We need an occasional goddamn save.
JOHN TORTORELLA If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS... If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y...
GARY F EVANS... In an organic system you don't waste anything. We need to educate the consumer to accept a tiny blem...
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BRIAN SANDOVAL You have to accept the rule of law, even when it's inconvenient, if you're going to be a cou...
JESSE VENTURA Simply touting 'one bill' and bundled discounts will not realize the full potential of bundled servi...
DEEPA IYER Now the first step has to be taken, the step towards democracy. This step is full of risks, and requ...
DANIEL BARENBOIM When you have the faith that nobody or nothing can stop you, you will definitely win
SUNDAY ADELAJA We were too one-dimensional. They knew to stop Karen and Katie, and they got their points, but the o...
JOHN FRANCESCHI We firmly support the rule of law and constitutional government. Violence should be avoided.
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DJUNA BARNES The bedrock of our democracy is the rule of law and that means we have to have an independent judici...
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BRYAN ROBSON an abdication to those who want to substitute anarchy instead of the rule of law.
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DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
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DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY I remember my comic strips being called 'new wave.' It bugged me.
LYNDA BARRY I got into film school. I went and didn't know anything about it. Over the course of two years, ...
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