I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies.".

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?