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The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing. Obviously, we can't give them that but let's always keep it in mind.


Barry Diller

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DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
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DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY I remember my comic strips being called 'new wave.' It bugged me.
LYNDA BARRY I got into film school. I went and didn't know anything about it. Over the course of two years, ...
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