There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name

I knew it was a risk, but the $2 million deposited in my off-shore bank account was worth it. I may go down as the worst ref in Super Bowl history, but I'm laughing all the way to the bank. $2 million is $2 million!

Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.