Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.