For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.

If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature.

A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see that special guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking and saying 'Long time no see'

A reporter discovers, in the course of many years of interviewing celebrities, that most actors are more attractive behind a spotlight than over a spot of tea.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture

We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract.