Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom.


Phyllis Therous

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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out
PHYLLIS DILLER
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parent...
PHYLLIS DILLER
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day
PHYLLIS DILLER
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator
PHYLLIS DILLER
It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser
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Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn’t do this I sent the ki...
PHYLLIS DILLER
If that's the best joke in the world, then I've never had a face-lift.
PHYLLIS DILLER
He was in the air most of the time ... on the air, in the air, one way or the other. It was his thin...
PHYLLIS DILLER
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move
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My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me
PHYLLIS DILLER
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up o...
PHYLLIS DILLER
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture
PHYLLIS DILLER
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
PHYLLIS DILLER
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to l...
PHYLLIS DILLER
The judges' obsession with smut is astounding.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass
PHYLLIS DILLER
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half
PHYLLIS DILLER
The secret of torture, like the secret of French cuisine, is that nothing is unthinkable.
PHYLLIS ROSE
She's always been the one to volunteer when others don't.
PHYLLIS JACKSON
The worst censors are those prohibiting criticism of the theory of evolution in the classroom.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
The most censored speech in America today is not flag-burning, pornography, or the press.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag
PHYLLIS DILLER
We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract.
PHYLLIS KOSS
You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type
PHYLLIS DILLER
It's very healthy for a young girl to be deterred from promiscuity by fear of contracting a painful,...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing
PHYLLIS DILLER
No country in history ever sent mothers of toddlers off to fight enemy soldiers until the United Sta...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
National Standards was not a narrative of past events but was leftwing revisionism and Political Cor...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY