The ability for consumers to receive broadcast over the air signal is their right.
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BARRY FABER The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist.
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JARED SANDBERG
It was Barry Diller's idea to start 'The Daily Beast,' and he has turned out to be the b...
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DAVE KOLESAR Consumers have the right to buy a casket directly from a casket retailer or over the Internet or eve...
ANDREW CROCKER Consumers have the right to buy a casket directly from a casket retailer or over the Internet or eve...
ANDREW B. CROCKER This is the right signal to give a player a chance for the future.
KLAUS FUCHS The cable operators are paying to show content. The most important content you have is the broadcast...
BARRY FABER
There were guns on the coffee table. Like, a lot of them, broken out on cloths, being cleaned, leane...
JIM BUTCHER Rising prices are a signal to consumers to use less of something that is becoming scarce.
BRIAN LEE Increasing home prices and the ability of consumers to cash out their growing home equity has been a...
DENNIS JACOBE Virgin Mobile customers will be the first people in Europe to watch real broadcast TV over their mob...
GRAEME HUTCHINSON At the end of a long economic expansion, consumers tend to be overconfident relative to their spendi...
CARL STEIDTMANN The love you get, is equal to the love you give.
BEN OAK 1394's ability to deliver audio and video over coax provides equipment makers, cable operators, and ...
JAMES SNIDER Consumers have a right to get their correct change.
DOROTHY CAMPBELL The order protects competition and consumers whose very lives may depend on their ability to obtain ...
JEFFREY SCHMIDT At the end of the day, the Senate voted to stay the course and deliver consumers significantly clean...
DAN RIEDINGER I know it is the fans that are responsible for me being here. I've always tried in each and every br...
HARRY CARAY Growing up I was taught not to burn any bridges, because you never know when you have to go back ove...
ELLIS BURKS It's not a bailout. It's not a retroactive solution that we're advocating. It's ensuring that there ...
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ANUJ SOMANY
Intelligence is the capacity to receive, decode and transmit information efficiently. Stupidity is b...
ROBERT ANTON WILSON
Initiative is the ability to do the right thing.. efficiency is the ability to do the thing right.. ...
UNKNOWN
For decades, media companies have largely controlled the tools through which consumers were told wha...
SIMON MAINWARING I know it is the fans that are responsible for me being here. I've always tried in each and ever...
HARRY CARAY Students near the teacher can hear well. But those further away struggle because they receive that r...
LISA MCDONALD Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be...
GARY F EVANS...
The equal right of all men to the use of land is as clear as
their equal right to breathe the air--...
HENRY GEORGE
The fear of God is the only cure for the fear of people.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Maybe this frees up Diller to do the kind of deal he wants to do in the U.S.. Clearly Diller felt Br...
KURT BILLICK The sharp fall in confidence does provide a warning signal that there are ongoing concerns with Aust...
BILL EVANS These students are the cream of the crop. We have hundreds apply every year from all over the countr...
DEBBIE MILLAN True learning is defined as the ability to receive new information, retain it for a period of time, ...
TRAVIS J HEDRICK
May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The consumer compensation program established in this program is unworkable, unfair and unacceptable...
JEANNINE KENNEY Consumers all over the world will be able to flip open their phones and see their favorite Warner Mu...
JUDY MCGRATH Sending laser signals across the cosmos would be a very logical way for ET to reach out, but until n...
BRUCE BETTS In 1964, I tried to convince my grandfather, who was active in the New York City firefighters union,...
JOE LHOTA More and more consumers are choosing what messages to receive with video- on-demand and opt-in email...
ROGER ADAMS
If you want to marry me, here's what you'll have to do:
You must learn how to make a perfect ch...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN Now i know what it feels like being Ryan Bingham
ARIEL SERAPHINO Barry just wants to see live pitching from a right-hander.
DAVE RIGHETTI
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
EARL WILSON Another $1 out of consumers' pockets certainly affects consumers' willingness and ability to spend o...
WENDY LIEBMANN To search the sands of a lost desert for truth and justice in this world today you might as well be ...
GARY F EVANS... We value Peter's vast broadcast knowledge, project management experience and his ability to support ...
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LARRY LAWSON Today is about the now, the moment you live in, so do now what you want to do
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I don't define lust as anything evil or nasty. Lust as defined by me, is the feeling of desire: a de...
C. JOYBELL C. My whole philosophy is to broadcast the way a fan would broadcast.
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BURT FLICKINGER
Slaves cannot breathe in England; if their lungs
Receive our air, that moment they are free;
T...
WILLIAM COWPER
Nicolas Cage is the best for taking the role of character Joker. He is pretty damn good at jokes!
DEYTH BANGER
Don't you ever get the feeling that all your life is going by and you're not taking advantage of it?...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY PEACE IS THE OBJECTIVE TO WAR, BUT THE BLOOD RUNNETH STILL
NATALIE URQUIETA
The way to do fieldwork is never to come up for air until it is all over.
MARGARET MEAD It is one thing to receive a warning to get out - it's something else to have the ability to get out...
JAMES CLYBURN Eat for lunch, but let something for dinner.
ERBLIN VUKAJ
Jesus Christ wants to show His love for this world through us, Christians.
SUNDAY ADELAJA If you are among the good fellows chances are that you will be among the blemishes for the wicked ar...
APURVA GAGLANI It's hard when you have things but lose them, it's even harder when you feel that you're being left ...
GARY F EVANS... Starting today, must forget what gone yesterday,appreciate what remains today & look forward what ca...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
call it chicken salad
SARAH DESSEN
Society. The same society, I might add, that dictates that little girls should always be sugar and s...
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JEN WALSH Where we think the consumers' desire is really headed is how do they integrate more what's available...
HAL SPEED Because we idealize Giving so much, we ignore the ability, blessing, and duty to Receive.
ASHLECKA AUMRIVANI I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES
Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work!
DEYTH BANGER To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world...
GARY F EVANS... If we ever put research into what the subconscious is we could probably come to the conclusion that ...
GARY F EVANS... i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL
Wake every morning with the same feeling. Live up high and fly on top of the ceiling. I just know th...
ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES That broadcast is the most astounding thing you'll ever hear. I decided to make the movie literally ...
JEFF FEUERZEIG
I'm not thinking about Barry right now. I've answered those questions.
HANK AARON This is truly a breakthrough in how consumers receive filtered water in their homes -- and at their ...
TIM MCDONOUGH We believe satellite radio will revolutionize the European audio broadcast industry across the conti...
BOB SCHUMACHER Our mission is to make Washington the safest state in the nation for consumers and their personal in...
ATTORNEY MCKENNA Our mission is to make Washington the safest state in the nation for consumers and their personal in...
ATTORNEY GENERAL ROB MCKENNA What we wanted to do is solve the issues for the consumers of where their pictures are going.
KYLE HALL My firm belief is that consumers are really looking for guidance on the right cell phone etiquette.
DELLY TAMER Respect is not the equivalent to 'liking' a student or teacher; it is the ability to have a high reg...
TANYA R. LIVERMAN Everybody would like to be remembered, the catch is do you want to be remembered for all the wrong r...
GARY F EVANS... Many times, the right man gets outnumbered by false and wrong people while the other true and honest...
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ANUJ SOMANY
The American people have a right to air that they and their children can breathe without fear.
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON
The American people have a right to air that they and their children can breathe without fear
LYNDON B. JOHNSON The raises in interest rates will reduce the willingness and ability of consumers to continue their ...
SCOTT HOYT Before this, all TV stations ignored our warnings on their inappropriate broadcast content, saying t...
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THEHEALTHFOODGURU A love lust for war ends in death...
PHILIP T. M. Until the mind of man is liberated ,all other aspects of his life can never receive the breath of fr...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Dedication is the preparation to success!
WERNER BOTHA The move is the right one for us, given the economic challenges many consumers face with lingering h...
BOB BERTINI Our primary focus is the fans, and this technology augments our ability to deliver richer fan experi...
BILL SQUADRON
Success is all about persistence and doing the right thing for the long term.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
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Money's scarce
Times are hard
Here's your fucking
Xmas card
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I am about as detailed as a shadow.
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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
DAVE BARRY
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ...
DAVE BARRY
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY
I remember my comic strips being called 'new wave.' It bugged me.
LYNDA BARRY I got into film school. I went and didn't know anything about it. Over the course of two years, ...
BARRY JENKINS