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BARRY DILLER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES The VPN/firewall is centrally managed from one interface, whether you have five or five thousand off...
BILL JENSEN It was Barry Diller's idea to start 'The Daily Beast,' and he has turned out to be the b...
TINA BROWN High-profile information security breaches, the proliferation of mobile computers and the current re...
ALAN FUDGE The Russian New Year exploit is by far the most serious of the increasing number of mobile code expl...
BILL LYONS You're surrounded by electronic music in New York. I mean New York is one of the few places in North...
BOB MOULD Simply put, the breadth and depth of the enterprise is greater than the name Yellow Roadway conveys....
BILL ZOLLARS Simply put, the breadth and depth of the enterprise is greater than the name Yellow Roadway conveys....
BILL ZOLLARS Electronic commerce, commonly known as e-commerce, is the buying and selling of product or service o...
WEBXTECHNOLOGY The volume of information in this case, the time necessary for information to be gathered and transm...
CHRISTINE FERGUSON intended to interfere with and to disrupt legitimate electronic commerce.
JANET RENO Reliance on portable technology for communication, information and entertainment is becoming dominan...
ARI NAIM continued innovation on the Internet and the growth of electronic commerce.
BILL CAMPBELL FDX Corp. is benefiting from the accelerated move to fast-cycle production and distribution methods,...
FREDERICK SMITH FDX Corp. is benefiting from the accelerated move to fast-cycle production and distribution methods,...
FREDERICK SMITH Internet services are ingrained in Windows 2000 from the ground up: The integrated browser and Web s...
CRAIG BEILINSON This time the rocket fell in a much more internal area, and we are under the impression that they ar...
ISLAMIC JIHAD In this electronic age we see ourselves being translated more and more into the form of information,...
MARSHALL MCLUHAN Diversification into new services is necessary to maintain growth as competition for orders from glo...
VISWANATHAN VASUDEVAN One of my favorite tunes we cover is by Barry Cowsill, an artist I recently got into. He was a New O...
ED ANDERSON Thomas Jefferson called the Barbary States 'petty powers' and declared they were no match for the ne...
FRANK LAMBERT There's no enemy in the auditioning process. Everybody wants you to be the right person when you...
MICHAEL MOSLEY You have it within your grasp to be regarded as one of the greatest legislative sessions in the hist...
DIRK KEMPTHORNE Privacy is one of the biggest problems in this new electronic age.
ANDY GROVE Obviously any fiction is going to be a combination of what is invented, what is overheard, what is e...
DAVID LEAVITT The first attempts embraced information access and not commerce, ... The next phase was commerce, ph...
GEORGE WHITE It is necessary to approach the study of the issue from all sides to find as much information as pos...
SUNDAY ADELAJA One is happy once one knows the necessary ingredients of happiness: simple tastes, a certain degree ...
GEORGE SAND Impact is one more example of the value the Postal Service places on this important customer. As we ...
ANITA BIZZOTTO Life is full and overflowing with the new. But it is necessary to empty out the old to make room for...
EILEEN CADDY Not," Swift said firmly, "for all the tea in China."
"That expression has never made sense to m...
LISA KLEYPAS It's an old trick dressed up in new electronic garb and a sort of cyberspace jargon.
JODIE BERNSTEIN We're making it more difficult to obtain the necessary ingredients to produce meth and tightenin...
MICHAEL MCCAUL The entrepreneur that refuses to aggressively promote his enterprise shall eventually die of starvat...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) They turned a coal mine into a gold mine. People come from all over the world to see this mine from ...
GEORGE ARCHIBALD They turned a coal mine into a gold mine. People come from all over the world to see this mine — fr...
GEORGE ARCHIBALD The necessary thing is after all but this; solitude, great inner solitude. Going into oneself for ho...
RAINER MARIA RILKE Certainly the advent of technology and electronic commerce has had an immense impact on the real est...
MICHAEL OXLEY The Central Propaganda Department must have instructed the media who can report this news and who ca...
YU GUOMING The thing I realize is, that it's not what you take, it's what you leave.
JENNIFER NIVEN The only thing I leave alone is the ceiling, because white contains all the wavelengths of the visib...
JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES I don’t need to worry that Finch and I never filmed our wanderings. It’s okay that we didn’t c...
JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES The Nest Houses aren’t there. It’s dark by the time I stop in downtown New Harmony, with its bri...
JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES Right now, he crosses his arms and frowns at me.

“Is it true you almost drowned Roamer...
JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES It’s okay to laugh, you know. The earth’s not going to split open. You’re not going to hell. B...
JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES The thing is, there are good days and bad days. I feel almost guilty saying they aren't all bad.
JENNIFER NIVEN You are all the colors in one, at full brightness.
JENNIFER NEVIN If that blue could stay for ever; if that hole could remain for ever." There was nothing to make him...
JENNIFER NIVEN Every diminution of the public burdens arising from taxation gives to individual enterprise increase...
ANDREW JACKSON This is not so much about being anti-competitive as anti-consumer. It about the Internet and has imp...
DAN NEARY The rule we will be publishing today represents the first major overhaul of the format and content o...
DR. JANET WOODCOCK This really isn't about whether ginger tea or chicken soup work. It's really about conveying to peop...
BILL PFEIFFER For me, electronic music is like cooking: it's a sensual organic activity where you can mix ingr...
JEAN-MICHEL JARRE Our country moved to electronic voting in public elections before the technology was ready, ... This...
AVI RUBIN I make an awesome soup with coconut milk and shrimps; it takes me five hours to prepare the whole th...
MADS MIKKELSEN Give two people same ingredients to prepare soup,it will always taste different because of different...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) New ideas inspire new life into dry old projects; they make bridges from one moment to another that ...
MAICHEE SUMMER It was something new for her. New roads, new people, new places, new opportunities and new perspecti...
KATE MCGAHAN The goal of enterprise architecture is boundary-less information flow, where all systems, IT and non...
ALLEN BROWN What is the company trying to do on the Internet? Electronic commerce? Web hosting? Just E-mail?
FRED RICA We looked at all the possible places to donate to. We contacted soup kitchens and religious places w...
ALEX MAGHOUB The launch of our new electronic signature capability is another step in making it even easier to do...
JUDY COOK The future is uncertain, but that can be a good thing.
JENNIFER NIVEN I get a sparkle in my eye when we talk about redoing a property soup-to-nuts.
ERIC TRUMP New York's food scene is truly unique because it is this wonderful melting pot where immigrants ...
DANIEL HUMM RFID managed services has been available for enterprise customers, and now SMB customers will have a...
ELAINE CASE For publishers and authors, this means that electronic books and periodicals can now quickly grow to...
DICK BRASS I'm thankful for big tracts of woods and places where traffic's din is faint, if heard at all; thank...
KEN PERROTTE One of the most powerful transformational catalysts is knowledge, new information, or logic that def...
ELIZABETH THORNTON Agriculture, manufactures, commerce and navigation, the four pillars of our prosperity, are the most...
THOMAS JEFFERSON Your actions create an "energy vortex" that draws in the necessary ingredients for your venture.
CHRIS PRENTISS What Apple's producing with iPod is the total experience with hardware, software and services. That'...
ROGER KAY And Concord (is) electronic commerce. Anytime you go into the grocery store and you pay for your gro...
CHARLES PAYNE One is happy as a result of one's own efforts once one knows the necessary ingredients of happiness...
GEORGE SAND One is happy as a result of one's own efforts once one knows the necessary ingredients of happiness ...
GEORGE SAND One is happy as a result of one's own efforts once one knows the necessary ingredients of happiness:...
GEORGE SAND It turns out that I learned something from my dear old dad after all: firemen are experts at getting...
JODI PICOULT Agriculture, manufactures, commerce, and navigation, the four pillars of our prosperity, are then mo...
THOMAS JEFFERSON Electronic medical records are, in a lot of ways, I think the aspect of technology that is going to ...
RISA LAVIZZO-MOUREY Men and women also value the Internet for a second strength, as a gateway to limitless vaults of inf...
DEBORAH FALLOWS They turned a coal mine into a gold mine. People come from all over the world to see this mine �...
GEORGE ARCHIBALD The energy necessary to create a wormhole or to wrap time into nuts is incredible. It's not for ...
MICHIO KAKU One thing I look forward to is seeing new places and new people.
NORMANI KORDEI I walk through the black Indiana night, under a ceiling of stars, and think about the phrase "elegan...
JENNIFER NIVEN English is soup. Soup of the day is "Positive Thinking Alphabet." This soup is for winners.
LILY CHATTERJEE I feel like my kind of music is a big pot of different spices. It's a soup with all kinds of ing...
ABIGAIL WASHBURN I call it an old-fashioned seafood house for the new millennium. We are trying to update what we kno...
TODD ENGLISH The whole emphasis of the system is on empowering the end-user. We have seriously simplified a whole...
BILL FARMER Maybe this frees up Diller to do the kind of deal he wants to do in the U.S.. Clearly Diller felt Br...
KURT BILLICK I make really good chicken soup, sort of from scratch. I don't make my own stock. I just use a b...
ERIC DANE People will not put their faith, their trust or their cash into electronic commerce if they feel tha...
AL GORE Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
ELAYNE BOOSLER Being assimilated into a new culture and environment takes time and if not managed carefully, can tu...
GERRY GEBEL I believe we should celebrate new possibilities of combining the printed codex with electronic techn...
ROBERT DARNTON Mobile devices such as Android and the iPhone achieve their battery life largely because they can ag...
ROBERT LOVE It's the kind of information necessary for a trial like this. They are attempting to make a link.
NEHAL BHUTA Anybody with talent can come here and have the necessary ingredients. This is the only place in the ...
JAVAGAL SRINATH If my grandmother were a food, she would probably be vegetable soup. She is made up of a lot of diff...
JOANNE THOMPSON I look for the consensus because the consensus drives the policy into new places.
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DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY I remember my comic strips being called 'new wave.' It bugged me.
LYNDA BARRY I got into film school. I went and didn't know anything about it. Over the course of two years, ...
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