Phyllis Diller
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Transformation becomes effortless when we go with the flow. SHELLI THOMPSON It's a lot more fun for actors to cry and rant and rave, or have a drug problem or a drinking proble... JERRY ORBACH RAY BRADBURY You know something is wrong when you are known for what you are against, instead of what you are for... JADE HAJJ MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men. [Charlotte] SEX AND THE CITY MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS Puberty is a phase... fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle. [Stanford] SEX AND THE CITY MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS Oh my God, she's fashion road-kill! SEX AND THE CITY I love you, but I love myself more. SEX AND THE CITY Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had ne... SEX AND THE CITY Desperate Housewives. SEX AND THE CITY Sean (while ice-skating with Carrie): I'm guessing it's easier to balance when you're not smoking.Ca... SEX AND THE CITY I want you to look at me, connect with me. This is lovemaking, it's not a porno flick. [Maria] SEX AND THE CITY I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman. 'I'm sorry Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. ... SEX AND THE CITY MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS It's a slippery slope, Carrie. Without boundaries you never know what might happen. [Miranda] SEX AND THE CITY the sort of person who'd back Proposition 14. SEX AND THE CITY A stud is born! [Stanford] SEX AND THE CITY Maybe we should get married.[Charlotte] Alrighty.[Trey] SEX AND THE CITY My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry abou... SEX AND THE CITY Homeless to Harvard: The Liz Murray Story. SEX AND THE CITY No lady likes to dance or dine, accompanied by a porcupine. Burma Shave. SEX AND THE CITY MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS What's the big mystery? It's my vagina, not the sphinx! [Miranda] SEX AND THE CITY MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS the lights fade to black. SEX AND THE CITY Yeah, I would love to. I don't know if I'd do another singing one. SEX AND THE CITY Bellhop: "this is a non-smoking floor."Carrie: "I have an addiction sir!" SEX AND THE CITY F*** me badly once, shame on you. F*** me badly twice, shame on me. SEX AND THE CITY Hasty Pudding is no small potatoes (sorry to mix the food references), known for its famous alumni a... SEX AND THE CITY I knew I wanted a handbag, but they were so pricey. I love Marc Jacobs. SEX AND THE CITY All other documents in the Getty's possession that could in any way be relevant to the Italian inves... SEX AND THE CITY 'Rome' vital to HBO TV empire. SEX AND THE CITY Sex and the City. SEX AND THE CITY Suicide is not glamorous and should not be portrayed in a glamorous light. SEX AND THE CITY When an opportunity comes, I don't question it. I grab it, drop its ring on the nightstand and swing... SEX AND THE CITY Having money isn't the answer but it makes your life a hell of a lot nicer. If you have the choice t... SEX AND THE CITY Despite the fact that there are over eight million people on the island of Manhattan, there are time... SEX AND THE CITY When Charlotte really liked somebody she said their whole name. It helped her picture their future m... SEX AND THE CITY I love you but it's not my job to fix your finances. [Charlotte] SEX AND THE CITY It took me a really long time to get here, but I'm here. Carrie, you're the one. [Mr.Big] SEX AND THE CITY Life is not all about sex. [Samantha] SEX AND THE CITY When Charles Dickens wrote "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," I believe he must ... SEX AND THE CITY From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is. [Samantha] SEX AND THE CITY Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. There was no one there. SEX AND THE CITY Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so hig... SEX AND THE CITY My character, she's kind of gotten away with her looks, gotten away with her ability to charm people... SEX AND THE CITY I admit it's tempting to wish for the perfect boss - the perfect parent - or the perfect outfit. But... SEX AND THE CITY Charlotte: So how are you?SEX AND THE CITY I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running ... SEX AND THE CITY From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be truehe probably is. [Samantha] SEX AND THE CITY I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a little bag, but we feel naked in... SEX AND THE CITY They practically chased me with torches like I was Fuckenstein! [Samantha] SEX AND THE CITY Middle-Age Girls Gone Wild. SEX AND THE CITY You in a threesome? You won't even wear a thong! [Samantha] SEX AND THE CITY The only thing worse than a liar is a bad liar. [Lucy Liu] SEX AND THE CITY It's my birthday. I'm officially old. [Carrie on her 35th Birthday] SEX AND THE CITY You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suctio... SEX AND THE CITY But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with your... SEX AND THE CITY Junkyard Wars. SEX AND THE CITY Kitchen SEX AND THE CITY Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely ... SEX AND THE CITY You shouldn't have to sacrifice who you are just because somebody else has a problem with it. SEX AND THE CITY
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BARRY DILLER People, me included, have a truly emotional thing about this iPad. BARRY DILLER There's no way you can predict what is going to happen in six months or two years in most busine... BARRY DILLER I'm just saying if you want to reach large audiences, then rely on professionals, meaning people... BARRY DILLER Sometimes it seems like there's more footnotes than text. This isn't something we're pro... BARRY DILLER Aereo is the first potentially transformative technology that has the chance to give people access t... BARRY DILLER I never thought I was a very good manager. BARRY DILLER You really want to get a headache? Try to understand Internet advertising. BARRY DILLER Hollywood is a community that's so inbred, it's a wonder the children have any teeth. BARRY DILLER Ticketmaster does not set prices. Live Nation does not set ticket prices. Artists set ticket prices. BARRY DILLER I like businesses in transition, first of all. If ever there were a business in transition, it is pu... BARRY DILLER Broadcasting began, essentially, in the hands of very, very few players - actually two - and when te... BARRY DILLER What's happened to broadcasting is that broadcasting really used to be... it used to have a very... BARRY DILLER I'm sure there are some commercial applications for Twitter, but they don't really interest ... BARRY DILLER Companies like GE and Procter & Gamble have been in business for a long time. Over decades or a ... BARRY DILLER If you're going to run a public company, be absolutely certain of what the parameters are, what ... BARRY DILLER The entertainment business hasn't had a new idea in years. BARRY DILLER If we're going to talk about our businesses, we're going to have to talk about them within t... BARRY DILLER The world is changing. Networks without a specific branding strategy will be killed. I envision a wo... BARRY DILLER This is a world in which reasons are made up because reality is too painful. BARRY DILLER No one can solve an issue where there is no economic model yet. BARRY DILLER What I've learned over the years is that focus and singular purpose is the best approach for bus... BARRY DILLER We want to be able to sell you anything, anywhere, any time you want it. BARRY DILLER Napster has pointed the way for a new direction for music distribution, and we believe it will form ... BARRY DILLER Now along comes the potential creative destruction brought by a different distribution methodology, ... BARRY DILLER I still believe in synergy, but I call it natural law. BARRY DILLER Twenty years ago, there were dozens and dozens of independent television producers. There are a coup... BARRY DILLER Sometimes it seems like there's more footnotes than text. This isn't something we're proud of, and o... BARRY DILLER Results for the quarter and year are better than good; superb execution is the reason. BARRY DILLER While we fully expect continued strength in our operations going forward, course correcting adaptati... BARRY DILLER I can't imagine that there'll be any disruption of any kind, in any area, on any level or in any par... BARRY DILLER He recently told me he felt he had completed the (organization plan) and wanted at some soon point t... BARRY DILLER This places all the necessary ingredients for electronic information and commerce, from 'old' soup t... BARRY DILLER Terry's a thoughtful, intelligent man and he did not take his media imperialist roots to Sunnyvale. ... BARRY DILLER This places all the necessary ingredients for electronic information and commerce, from 'old' soup t... BARRY DILLER We're ready to compete. We're very serious about this. Search evolves. We have a product that I thin... BARRY DILLER We are all prepared to meet with the special committee and its legal and financial advisors at your ... BARRY DILLER It's almost going to look like a hood ornament on top of that big rocket. We want to give it a lot o... GEORGE DILLER There are no leaks in the hangars and the doors are sandbagged. The Pluto spacecraft is doing fine. GEORGE DILLER The world is changing
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I envision a wo... BARRY DILLER New York's ability on into the future to remain the communications capital is really questionable. BARRY DILLER You're going to get an early pop from any advertising campaign. The real issue is whether we can ret... BARRY DILLER The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing. Obviously, we can't give... BARRY DILLER We have gotten a reputation. People can see a good country show close up and also see the carnival a... BILL DILLER The old-timers knew where their roots were, where they got their start and they like to interact wit... BILL DILLER Most county fairs today, even bigger fairs, don't have the quality of country entertainment we have ... BILL DILLER Facebook's the real deal. Nobody can buy Facebook now. Everybody has taken an angle at it. But F... BARRY DILLER Who ever knows what will happen with the economy, and will it affect the Internet? There's so mu... BARRY DILLER I don't have answers for anybody else. What I know is that internal complexity makes for superfi... BARRY DILLER The business model for content is to be paid for it. You can be paid for it either though advertisin... BARRY DILLER Surveying for the deepest insights into the mysterious evolution of Mars! GEORGE DILLER They're good to go, ... They've given us the green light to proceed. GEORGE DILLER We don't know exactly what happened to it, but we know not to fly with it GEORGE DILLER There are long faces here in the control center and around the site. Everybody was so looking forwar... GEORGE DILLER It will take some time really to understand what to do to remedy the situation. GEORGE DILLER We're looking at all the wiring on the entire vehicle from the nose to the tail. We're trying to do ... GEORGE DILLER Fortunately it's not moving toward any of our facilities. GEORGE DILLER It's a very rainy day here. We can't see that it's gotten into anything yet. GEORGE DILLER We anticipate being open for regular business on Tuesday. GEORGE DILLER People have paid for content. They always have. BARRY DILLER I've always said AOL is great opportunity for somebody. BARRY DILLER What interests me is starting businesses on our own, finding ideas that we can support, and simply i... BARRY DILLER If you're going to sell stock and somebody wants to buy it at a price and that price is not a pr... BARRY DILLER I absolutely believe the Internet is passing from its free days into a paid system. Inevitably, I pr... BARRY DILLER The only way anyone's going to succeed is to build the product. BARRY DILLER I don't want to set the world up for surprises. BARRY DILLER The directories businesses still make nothing but money. They're overleveraged, they're bank... BARRY DILLER Urbanspoon is a nice, little application and it's perfect, of course, for CitySearch because of ... BARRY DILLER Since I was in my early twenties, at ABC, I was always only interested in things that were not alrea... BARRY DILLER We have a tax code whose complications and levels of unfairness and levels of choosing people to giv... BARRY DILLER What we need to do is replace the entire tax code. I do not think it makes sense to say, 'Let... BARRY DILLER The ability for consumers to receive broadcast over the air signal is their right. BARRY DILLER My opinion, young people go to the Internet. To the Internet distribution system right now, you put ... BARRY DILLER I am a contrarian. BARRY DILLER I've not conducted my life in the service of smallness. BARRY DILLER Well, the Internet is this miracle. It is an absolutely extraordinary idea that you can press a send... BARRY DILLER Interest on a billion dollars can add up pretty fast. MICHAEL DILLER Seventy is wormwood, Seventy is gall But its better to be seventy, Than not alive at all. 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PHYLLIS MCGINLEY A lady is smarter than a gentleman, maybe, she can sew a fine seam, she can have a baby, she can use... PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Sometimes I have a notion that what might improve the situation is to have women take over the occup... PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Oh, high is the price of parenthood, and daughters may cost you double. You dare not forget, as you ... PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Our bodies are shaped to bear children, and our lives are a working out of the processes of creation... PHYLLIS MCGINLEY The Enemy, who wears her mother's usual face and confidential tone, has access; doubtless stares int... PHYLLIS MCGINLEY PHYLLIS BOTTOME PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY Of course we women gossip on occasion. But our appetite for it is not as avid as a man s. It is in t... PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Gossip isn't scandal and it's not merely malicious. It's chatter about the human race by lovers of t... PHYLLIS MCGINLEY The thing to remember about fathers is, they're men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-... PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Sisters are always drying their hair. Locked into rooms, alone, they pose at the mirror, shoulders b... PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Who could deny that privacy is a jewel? It has always been the mark of privilege, the distinguishing... PHYLLIS MCGINLEY PHYLLIS BOTTOME Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time! PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Sin has always been an ugly word, but it has been made so in a new sense over the last half-century.... PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, ran... 
I'll find you, don't worry. My body won't be with you all the time, but you'll always have my heart.... 
rant and rave about the Jews. 
She wrote to him fairly regularly, from a paradise of triple exclamation points and inaccurate obser... 
Father said I have no sense of humor at all. He said I was unequipped to meet life because I have no... 
Written in ink, in German, in a small, hopelessly sincere handwriting, were the words "Dear God, lif... 
I set the timer. The silent countdown, with the not-so-silent alarm blast at the end of the twenty-m... 
Hold onto one thought: You're not important. You're not anything. Some day the load we're carrying w... 
Everyone gets dumped and everyone gets hurt and there's karma to love in regards to what you'... 
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I have quite a lot of plastic sunglasses. It's just a nice accessory, it adds a final thing, and... 
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. 
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. 
Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. 
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A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator... 
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In my early life, and probably even today, it is not sufficiently understood that a child's educatio... 
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