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Well, the Internet is this miracle. It is an absolutely extraordinary idea that you can press a send button, and you are publishing to the world.


Barry Diller

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DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY I remember my comic strips being called 'new wave.' It bugged me.
LYNDA BARRY I got into film school. I went and didn't know anything about it. Over the course of two years, ...
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