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LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
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LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
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LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I Married to the Mob.
LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I Challenge me. Treat me like a game of checkers and play me. That's all I'm asking, just play...
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BOB ETTINGER I treat my heart like a sick child and gratify its every fancy.
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE I been with strangers all day and they treated me like family. I come in here to family and you trea...
AUGUST WILSON Don't treat me like a little girl.
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CHARLES MACKAY I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
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ELIZABETH ARDEN A rich man's joke is always funny.
THOMAS EDWARD BROWN A rich man's joke is always funny
THOMAS BROWNE SR. Nothing is a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.
LORRIE MOORE She was gorgeous and very, very funny - not just joke funny. She was a genuine eccentric.
BARRY CRYER I like being famous when it's convenient for me and completely anonymous when it's not.
CATHERINE DENEUVE It was like, here comes a joke. Here's the joke. I just told a joke!
FRED ARMISEN You came to me like a dream, you held me in reality and will leave me gasping for your loving breath...
PAUL ACQUASANTA And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can sa...
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ALEX WINTER It's not like every male comic you meet is funny. Like, a lot of them are not funny.
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CONVERSATION WITH APIGEON I think a man should treat you like a princess.
MOLLIE KING hold me like you could lose me at any moment put me before your selfish thoughts kiss me like you ne...
DELESHA SHANTAE BUFORD It's beautiful to have people look me in the eyes and actually treat me like a human.
ELLAR COLTRANE Even though its anonymous, it's still ominous,
DANIEL SOLOVE Leave your limiting-self just like a snake shedding its skin so that you can go beyond your own fron...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN You must treat everyday like a present and open it with great expectation.
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SANTIAGO RONCAGLIOLO You can't treat a car like a patient. A car needs love.
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CHUCK ZITO It was actually 21 years. They treat you like a dog there.
HARVEY GREENE Treat people like angels; you will meet some and help make some.
UNKNOWN Run a home like you would a small business and treat it with the same seriousness.
ANTHEA TURNER To leave your Legacy, you must treat your family better than you would a stranger.
MARC SWINSON JR My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
ANNA HELD Thank you? Was that like a thanks, but no thanks? Thanks, but I’m watching a movie, leave me alone...
CORA CARMACK Life is not a joke, but majority have made to look like a joke and amidst them some knowingly and ma...
ANUJ SOMANY Treat your family like friends and your friends like family.
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GLORIA STEINEM Treat the people you love like you want to be loved.
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Put a little boogy in it!
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ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
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ANONYMOUS Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
ANONYMOUS Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
ANONYMOUS When there's a will, I want to be in it.
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ANONYMOUS What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
ANONYMOUS I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
ANONYMOUS Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
ANONYMOUS I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
ANONYMOUS Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
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I'm skinny, but I'm really chunky.
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ANONYMOUS I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
ANONYMOUS Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
ANONYMOUS It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
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ANONYMOUS Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
ANONYMOUS I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
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ANONYMOUS Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.
ANONYMOUS What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
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ANONYMOUS How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
ANONYMOUS Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
ANONYMOUS Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
ANONYMOUS After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
ANONYMOUS Funny sign at health spa: Fresh 10,000 year old mud for sale.
ANONYMOUS I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
ANONYMOUS I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
ANONYMOUS True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
ANONYMOUS Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a blow dryer blows?
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
ANONYMOUS Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
ANONYMOUS Never judge a book by it's movie
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ANONYMOUS When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.
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ANONYMOUS My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
ANONYMOUS I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
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ANONYMOUS Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
ANONYMOUS Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
ANONYMOUS I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
ANONYMOUS A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
ANONYMOUS I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
ANONYMOUS Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
ANONYMOUS Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
ANONYMOUS Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
ANONYMOUS Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
ANONYMOUS I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
ANONYMOUS The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people al...
ANONYMOUS I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
ANONYMOUS The amount of time it takes for a minute to go by is proportionally dependent with the distance to t...
ANONYMOUS Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to sco...
ANONYMOUS I can't wait for that to never happen.
ANONYMOUS I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.
ANONYMOUS Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play.
ANONYMOUS Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
ANONYMOUS Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
ANONYMOUS I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
ANONYMOUS Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
ANONYMOUS Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.
ANONYMOUS An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.
ANONYMOUS My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
ANONYMOUS Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
ANONYMOUS You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
ANONYMOUS Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
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