I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?

If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.

In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!