I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?

If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.

In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.

Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!

The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.