I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes.

I'm not like a performer type.

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.

I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.