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In every character that you play... I mean, I don't think I'll ever be the type of actor or ...
ILANA GLAZER I'm definitely not the type to have a sing-off. I'm not catty like that. I sing for the righ...
NICOLE SCHERZINGER I like quiet. No television cameras. I'm not the Hollywood type.
TADASHI SHOJI I get pigeonholed into type-A personality characters, but I'm really not type A. I'm kind of...
ALISON BRIE I'm a live performer and I love playing live.
TIM FINN I'm not trying to be the next Dave Grohl or Phil Collins.
TAYLOR HAWKINS A lot of comedians out there are aspiring actors, but Dave Attell is a comedian who loves doing come...
LAURA GARRISON I'm not the Hollywood type. I'm not going to pack up my bags and let me move to Hollywood an...
DWIGHT HENRY I'm not a performer who will come on stage and tell you everything about my life. It's just ...
BEBE NEUWIRTH The overall thing is we wanted to bring acts that appeal to a college crowd. Dave Attell just got of...
LAURA GARRISON I'm a craftsman type of teacher. I don't like the thematic type of teaching that takes place...
ETHAN CANIN I'm still learnin'. I pick up something from every performer I watch.
WANDA JACKSON I'm not a security-type person: I don't want to have bodyguards around me. I'm not into ...
THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. I'm not a natural performer or exhibitionist. When I was younger, I hated the focus, and it made...
LANA DEL REY I'm not the type of person to have a schadenfreude.
LARRY WILMORE I feel disconnected, like I don't know where I am, if I'm on my phone too much. I'm also...
ZAC EFRON I'm not worried about making a certain type of music or sticking to one type of music.
POST MALONE Every actor-performer says this, and it sounds so irritating, but I'm not the most outgoing pers...
BILLY EICHNER I am not an idiot, and I'm not a Pollyanna sort of kumbaya type.
DAN SAVAGE I don't like to get involved in things that I am not familiar with. I'm kind of a hands-on t...
DOLLY PARTON I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was...
ANDY WARHOL I'm not actually a very keen performer. I like putting shows together. I like putting events tog...
DAVID BOWIE I'm more of an adventurous type than a relationship type.
BOB DYLAN I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
ED KOCH I'm not the type of person that is forced.
ABDULLAH II OF JORDAN I'm realistic. And realistically, I'm not that type of player that earns that type of money ...
BRETT HULL I like Daughtry, I like Nickelback, I like Dave Matthews. I like Beyonce - she's a really good e...
GRACE SLICK I'm able to shift gears from mom to performer to mom pretty quickly.
FAITH HILL When I feel like I'm renowned enough, I'd love to do a heritage-type line, but that takes ti...
TINIE TEMPAH There are a lot of times when people are diplomatic about things, and I'm not that type. I'm...
SOLANGE KNOWLES I'm not the marrying type! But if I did get married, I definitely wouldn't be a bridezilla.
ERIN RICHARDS I'm not the type who'll yell about my achievements from the rooftops.
AISHWARYA RAI BACHCHAN I'm not the type of person to live in fear. I think positively.
DAVID GUETTA I guess I'm just not the film femme fatale type. I giggle too much. I have freckles and a turned...
JOAN CAULFIELD Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I Married to the Mob.
LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I I suppose it's a very highly developed form of denial, but some part of me completely denies tha...
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS The Tinted Windows shows were very fun but it's very different for me as a performer. I'm no...
TAYLOR HANSON I'm not an aging gracefully type. But I do believe in aging with grace.
DANIELLE STEEL I'm uncomfortable with the limelight. I'm not the type to go to the places where I know I...
RACHEL HURD-WOOD I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone.
SAMUEL LARSEN I'm not the type of person who dwells too much on bad things.
BETSEY JOHNSON If being a skateboarder were a personality type and not actually an athletic activity, then I'd ...
ERIKA CHRISTENSEN I'd like to think that I'm brave. That's a really wonderful personality trait to have. I...
ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY I always play these rodent type characters - skittish and hyper like a chipmunk. It's a complete...
ETHAN EMBRY I'm not a religious person; I'm not even, like, a spiritual person.
TIG NOTARO I don't find it hard to direct myself. I can easily think of me as a horrible performer or a goo...
XAVIER DOLAN I'm not the type of person to give up just because something gets rough. That's a coward. Th...
KEVIN GARNETT I'm pretty, but I'm not, like, a 'pretty girl.'
TAYLOR MOMSEN I like the dark, mysterious, maybe even gothic type girls. They have to have a good personality too!...
SHIA LABEOUF I'm not the type to sit on the porch and watch life go by.
SALLY RAND There's this new band that just started with us called the Dave Matthews Band. My God! I mean, I...
BUTCH TRUCKS I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the thin...
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL I would say I'm pretty much the exact same as the stereotypical American kid. I mean I'm rea...
CALLAN MCAULIFFE I like underground rappers - Cory Gunz is a young kid that's been really doing his thing. I'...
NICK CANNON I'm not the type of woman who shows off my body; I'm a vocalist and I'm a writer and I t...
JAZMINE SULLIVAN Corsets were a challenge in 'Belle;' fake nails tripped me up in 'Blackbird.' Guess ...
GUGU MBATHA-RAW I don't really like to call myself a brand, and I don't like to think of myself as a brand. ...
BEYONCE KNOWLES I'm quite repulsed by the diva type.
SIOBHAN FAHEY I'm a flamboyant type of guy, a cooler version of Liberace.
USHER I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot.
PETER TORK Immediate, simultaneous connection between the audience and a performer is crucial to me. It's w...
JASON ROBERT BROWN Considering my specialization in architecture, I'm not surprised that the first graphic novel to...
MARTIN FILLER I'm toned, but I'm not cut. I like a little jiggle!
TRACEE ELLIS ROSS I tend to over-analyse things. I'm not the type of person to flip a coin and let things happen.
EMILY BROWNING I'm just a cool type of guy who's all about positives.
BIG BOI Everything can be going well, but if I'm not writing, I'm not happy. When I'm writing we...
AARON SORKIN I went to a theater arts school, so I'm interested in many different projects, whether it be fil...
DEREK HOUGH I'm dealing in rock'n'roll. I'm, like, I'm not a bona fide human being.
PHIL SPECTOR When I think of myself, I'm definitely... I'm not like a comedian.
DAVE FRANCO Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quiet...
DEMETRI MARTIN I'm the type of guy who likes to be there 24-7. I'm Mr. Roses.
A. J. MCLEAN I like to make the best of what I have. I'm not a supermodel, clearly. I'm not a makeup arti...
VICTORIA BECKHAM I'm not the type of player to sit home and practice scales and work on runs.
DAVE NAVARRO I'm good when I've got a bit of an edge, like the Clint Eastwood type of archetypal characte...
SCOTT ADKINS I'm not big on sequels; I've done them, but I like doing little things that have their own t...
JOHN TRAVOLTA I'm not just a hip-hop artist; I feel like I'm a rock star.
FUTURE I'm determined not to start dressing like I'm 45 years old now that I'm a mum.
ABBEY CLANCY I'm not big on snacks, but I if do, I like a few M&M's.
GRANDMASTER FLASH I'm trying to bring a little bit of every type of sauce into one type of sound. Something that...
POST MALONE I'm not really the type of person who wears my heart on my sleeve. I keep everything inside.
TAYLOR DYE I'm not into fad diets; I'm not into depriving. I like fast food, and I like chocolate.
ALYSSA SUTHERLAND I'm kind of ready for anything. I don't really get nervous, and I'm not the type of pers...
BEN SIMMONS I'm not really anything like Puck - I'm worse!
MARK SALLING I guess I think like deep inside, I know that it's like, it's a different kind of performing...
AVICII I'm a very observational type of comedian that points out everyday absurdities.
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DAVE GROHL Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got.
DAVE GROHL I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves.
DAVE GROHL When you're young, you're not afraid of what comes next. You're excited by it.
DAVE GROHL Your personal history is a part of what happens with your hands and your head as you play music.
DAVE GROHL When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,...
DAVE GROHL There's always gonna be rock n' roll bands, there's always gonna be kids that love rock ...
DAVE GROHL If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun.
DAVE GROHL Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wal...
DAVE GROHL