Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.

Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.