If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!

My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.

Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.