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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
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Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
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Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
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Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car.
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Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
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