My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives

A woman must make her fortune before she is 30; or work after she is 30; or get married.

If I get married, I think I'd pick out a newspaperman rather than a millionaire. A newspaperman is a regular fellow.

I hope if dogs take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet