You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent.

I'm for whatever gets you through the night.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.