I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.

You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.

If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around.

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.