If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.

Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Pool rules: You're not allowed to do anything that begins with the words 'Hey everyone watch this!'

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.