Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.

Pool rules: You're not allowed to do anything that begins with the words 'Hey everyone watch this!'

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.