Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.

It was the sort of bone deep emotion that made him want to hold her tighter with one hand, and draw a sword against the world with the other.

I am going to knock the slut out of you. And that should take some doing, you uppity English tramp!

Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off.

I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank.

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!