[TOUGH ON HIMSELF: Tampa native Woody Austin never has been one to cut himself a break. In fact, he can sometimes be his own worst enemy. And he said so recently when he was defending his Buick Championship title.] I've always said all along: I've got as much talent as anybody, ... I can hit any shot, but I've got a 2-cent brain. I don't have the mental (side of golf). I just wasn't given the mental ability to play this game as well as my physical part, and that's always held me back. But I'm not afraid to admit it. Some guys are afraid to admit it, but I'm not.


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Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving?
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Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
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The wicked at heart probably know something.
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My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately?
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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
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If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy ...
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded - dead.
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For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath ...
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We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi. A Nazi.
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The only difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to m...
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Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat...
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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought--...
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
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If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say ab...
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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way aroun...
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I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
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I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ...
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to g...
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Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be ther...
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter...
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundre...
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverag...
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