I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions