As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing ''Embraceable You'' in spats.

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.