If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

I surround myself with people who make me laugh.