To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

I'm an Atheist...thank God.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

You don't have to agree, but once it's done, let's move on. Loyal opposition, saying 'By God, I'll bring this up at the next meeting and every meeting until I'm heard,' screws up the whole process.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.