Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him, 'Be fruitful, and multiply'. But not in those words.

Well, of all the bacon-brained, sapskulled, squirish, buffle-headed nodcocks!

ohmygod. did all hell just freeze over?

Barking spiders!

Oh, bleep.

Alec muttered a retort into his coffee. It rhymed with something that sounded a lot more like "ducking glass mole.